Holiday update

#1

When do you think the next update will drop?

What do you think it will contain?

What do you hope it would contain?

Let’s try to keep the topic on this as we all know the game is an unbalanced, buggy, dead piece of shit

If it drops this month it will be on the 24th

If it drops in December i think it will drop early in the month as the devs likely want to spend time with their families and not think about this game for a minute

I think it will contain a new map (airstrip) and the OWLF agent as well as the usual mix of shaders, masks etc

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#2

Non!!No!!! No predictions here! We’re at least a month away from that~!

I Challenge you to November’s Screenshot Challenge!

Before you speculate, you must see Smoke City!

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#3

Honestly I think something that might benefit the game a lot would be an expanded hunt mode.

So 2v8 or 3v10.
Possibly 4 v12.

No change to hunt, except longer and bigger missions.

I think those who like to play pred would finally enjoy teaming up with other preds.

I mean this is what should of come out instead of clash but eh.

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#4

Screenshot challenge?

Smoke city?

You’ve peaked my interest

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#5

Where my hoping for a single player update cronies at

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#6

Predator coordination makes my nut sack shrivel

#7

Predictions? James Cameron has already travelled to the future.

Here is an excerpt from James Cameron’s earlier post.

James Cameron can confirm a fix for the bow is planned to come in after the next update. Currently they are working on breaking loadouts again and finding new exciting ways to bluescreen you into oblivion. Once they’ve got those done they’ll fix the bow. Then fix loadouts. Then break the bow again. Then buff FT. Then fix loadouts and finally fix the bluescreens and break loadouts.

In the meantime there will be a coding student who has no hands, eyes or talent working on actual content like more maps while the rest of them work double shifts on another reskinned pred for 5 bucks and a big ole pile o shaders. Using these shaders will reintroduce blue screens which they will fix while simultaneously breaking, fixing and re-breaking loadouts.

The PR guys will continue to focus solely on pet picture competitions and answer zero questions that the fans actually want answered and will pass on our requests to the devs. These requests will first go through a translator which will convert every good request into a demand for shaders and FT buffs.

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#8

It would be great!

I think they could release it in chapters

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#9

I think they’d toss in a hat to the early holiday rush and maybe drop an update or paid DLC early December? Hell maybe even black Friday? Thanksgiving is HUGE in murica. (My wishful thinking)

Realistically could see something dropped immediately after Christmas to put it beside the other deals that will be on the store and people might actually have money to burn lol

I think we will continue to get new Predators. Hopefully more ways to play with them (hunting in packs) with a new game mode. Think we won’t be paying for the OWLF operative. May be a free add.

Airstrip hopefully will come with this update due to rumors it has snow? Would make sense.

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#10

Oh how the mighty have fallen

Stare at yourself in the mirror while crying

Then use the tears as lube to wank yourself

Shoot load into a baked potato

Consume

This will cure you and restore your faith in yourself

#11

You mean like a regular Tuesday?

#12

Yes but this time

Buy a chinchilla

Wrap it in a burrito covering

Put it in top of your head

And play the titanic OST backwards

#13

Like a Friday? That’s insane.

#14

It is insane

But it may just work

Desperate times call for desperate measures

#15

I don’t see how. Unless we also paint a pigeon blue and play uno with Weird Al.

#16

I see…

The reverse card…

It does make sense

You could tear a hole in the space time continuum but it’s worth the risk if you ask me

#17

As long as we can get Sergeant Apone to help us generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity then we can save Christmas!

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#18

It’s not wise to interrupt him while he’s on a bug hunt but what choice do we have?

The fruitcake hangs in the balance!

#19

Then it’s settled. I’ll send Arnold to pick you up in the sub. Tip, when he knocks on your door he might ask if you are Sarah Conner. Never answer yes to this.

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#20

I’ll make all the necessary preparations