How meetings go before launching an update at illfonic HQ

CEO:
“ALRIGHT FOLKS! Another PHG update is upon us! What should we tackle next?!”

Reasonable new hire:
“How about we fix bugs, provide a fresh new way for players to play and maybe some new toys to play with. Hell, maybe even a half jungle half urban type map?”

CEO:
“Get the fuck out”

Illfonic veteran:
“Bleed the fanbase dry? Half ass some other new games?”

CEO:
“GIVE THIS PERSON A DAMN RAISE!! FUCK IT, I PRESENT TO THE TEAM, YOUR NEW CEO!”

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If makes you feel better I got 2 illfonic developers on a lobby when I streamed today and told them how bad they are at their job while getting down over and over for stealth kills

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I mean if they haven’t played their game for the past 2 years why start now?

Who are they trying to kid?

Least you will have some form of public sway and hopefully people will stop buying this game.

Please send me that video when it’s done

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Predator

  • Wolf’s laser mines
  • poison gas
  • stun traps
  • mobile healing kits

Fireteam

  • Yautja tech shot gun
  • buff the OWLF Rifle
  • buff smoke grenades
  • buff mines
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🤣

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Poor inexperienced intern with all the good intentions and ideas. (Talking about hypothetical dude who got kicked out of the room) 🤣🤣🤣

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Not even gonna reupload it, the guy didnt say anything, I think he might have muted me whatever

First match on the stream, 12:00 I told last Illfonic guy to nerf field medic, tracker and dante but AI killed him before I could say more. Its pointless anyways.

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Absolute perfection lol
They definitely muted you, and they say all hero’s wear capes. Speaking of capes…

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Good job Brazilian man

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yeah, if any of you guys see illfonic devs playing this game, dont play with them just slaughter them

in this case i give you permission to use the battle axe to show how op it is

oh yeah, and diss them over mic too like @Samhain13

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You are a true pioneer
And a fucking legend

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"Carefully , he’s a hero "

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