I couldn't make this sh#t up, even if I try…


I’m not on the list

You actually seem sane for the most part. Well for a PHG forum user anyways, so the bar isn’t that high.

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Terminal horny. I like that.

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Bro you knew this was coming like last year, with the datamines. And tbh I was hyped for the Pirate Pred, but the design sucks ass. I play as Amazon more, mostly due to its stats compared to Pirate.

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exactly what i thought

would have been better to sell them individually

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is it bc you can see her space tiddies during the match beginning cutscene

now, what would your dear alice braga think about that

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@TheSenate
Welp, that does it. Onto the list he goes with a bad case of Cornius GIFitis.

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I like this dude

I think she would attempt to choke me out while screaming her patented war cry. I want this, you see, so I oogle Amazon Prediddies constantly. It helps that Pred que times are low rn

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Kid… I’ve red all of them before you were born - there is no such nonsens as pirate preds

Prey was great mostly thanks to flink pistol twist

DEAL WITH IT