Go forth, minions, and fill this thread with obscene bullshit the likes of which no-one has ever dared to imagine!
@Fire
@YautjaSymbiote
@TheSenate
@Durbs2001
I Crave Anecdotes
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Minion?
You bitch-
I highly doubt that.
*peeniss
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Me a minion? Yu fakkin hore moder bish fakre. I will rip out your eyes and shove them up your ass with my middle fingers you troglodytic amoeba.
I will bisect you alive with a fucking spoon, do you understand that you gibbon???
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There may or may not be any further elaboration.
Do it.
Alright, well then here’s part 2:
@TheAlmightyJim You fucking cocksucker, when I get my hands on you it won’t be a war crime because Geneva didn’t know the shit I’ll do to you was a fucking damn option. You are the equivalent of a warmed toilet seat. Your one neuron bounces around in your head like a damn screen saver, and when it hits the bottom right corner you experience a t h o u g h t. Except, when it does, it produces shit like this. You ape, you fucking worm. I am not insulting you, I am simply describing you. You could not pour water from a boot if instructions were on the heel.
I am jealous of everyone who has not had to interact with you. When your parents told you that you could be anything you wanted to be, you chose to be a disappointment.
I hope your pillow is uncomfortably warm on both sides tonight.
Ahab, thank you for letting me have ANOTHER SHOT AT THAT LITTLE PRICK!!!
When I am done with him I will be hailed as the benefactor of mankind for collectively raising the collective IQ several hundredfold in one action.
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Good, good, let the hate flow through you.
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I WILL ACQUAINT THE INSIDES OF HIS BODY WITH EVERY POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS INSTRUMENT IN A HARDWARE STORE TILL HE FUCKING DIES!!!
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Release your anger.
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I’m a mentally stable individual.
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That you are.
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This is probably the most hurtful thing anyone has ever said to me sniffs
Aight you’ve been demoted from minion, you’re now the royal toilet-scrubber/jester.