This sounds like shit youd create.
I found your creation.
I don’t get it.
No I’m just bringing you guys in for the show.
@REYNOSO_FUA11 this would be some shit that psychopath @TheAlmightyJim would make.
I think that you’ve got me confused with @MaadieTheBaadie, I wouldn’t have made the anti-constipation taser attatched to a hand XD
But, when I was living with roomates during university, I do believe I invented a sort of piston-system that would fire a butt-plug into someone’s shitter if they spent more than half an hour on the toiled. Triggered it myself once, and that’s how I figured out that I definitely don’t want to be gay lmao
Sounds like your plug didn’t go deep enough to hit the best spots if it made you decide not to be gay (or at least curious)
You absolutely sicken me.
Well, having a pointy object shoved in my colon at terminal velocity kinda killed any curiosity I may have had in the first place.
I use your vomit as lube. Chunky, For His Pleasure.
Well duh. You need to try it again, using something a little more rounded out, and at a slower pace (at first).
You loved them?
Wat happened to make you not love them?
Uh, no. Fuck that.
WAIT WAIT WAIT THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Breaking Bad spoiler warning because @TheAlmightyJim hasn’t finished it yet to my knowledge and idk where he is at.
Ringing a bell and exploding?! is it really you, Hector Salamanca?
Bruh fuck off. Don’t spoil shit man.
Well fuck.
I tried to warn you in messages.
I read my notifcations from the bottom up, fuuuuck… thanks for trying lol
Keep watching anyways. I mean a lot of the spoilers are kind of common sense. And even if you know it, seeing it happen and witnessing the buildup and gorgeous acting is worth it, trust me.
I shall. Maybe. I’m kinda on a break from netflix at the moment.