I HAVE A SNIPER RIFLE AIMED AT YOU FROM

#26

Hey look buddy, I’m an engineer. That means I solve problems

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#27

Not problems like what is beauty, because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy

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#28

I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind?

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#29

The answer? Use a gun.

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#30

Guys im just messing around. Fire is like hiding under the kitchen sink. Come on out little pickle! I’m NOT threatening anybodies life. Just your soul.

#31

And if that don’t work? Use more gun.

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#32

Like this, heavy-caliber tripod-mounted little-old-number designed by me. Built, by me.

And you best hope…not pointed at you.

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#33

GAHAHA I got to say it

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#34

INTRUDER ALERT! A RED spy is in the base!

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#35

A RED Spy is in the base?

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#36

Protect the briefcase!

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#37

No one is scared of you mass.
And I keep telling you, I’m a melon.
I know you want my pickle, but that ain’t happening.

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#38

want some candy?

#39

We need to protect the briefcase!"

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#40

Yo, a little help here?

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#41

What kinds you got?

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#42

Alright, alright, I got it. Stand back son. One, one, one, uhh, one!

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#43

it called the horny pills!

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#44

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#45

Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go!