I HAVE A SNIPER RIFLE AIMED AT YOU FROM

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I HAVE A SNIPER RIFLE AIMED AT YOUR HEAD FROM 23 km away in the back seat of a moving car going 23km per hour. You’re sleeping on a lawn chair fire!
Will my bullet make it to your skull or did i fuck up?
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Just a mutter of time, just a mutter o time.
Bigger than you…
Bigger than you…
I been called out by people …bigger than you.

#3

You sure you wanna take that shot Mass?

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Professionals have standards! Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

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#4

Um… I don’t even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you’re talkin’ to?

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#6

And then this shows up and demands impregnation for the survival of the species.

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#7

I’ll have sex with it… why not…

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#8

Do you have any idea, any idea who I am?
Basically - Kinda a big deal!

#9

Shut up Bob from accounting.

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#10

Ya listenin’? Ok. Grass grows, birds fly, and brotha - I hurt people.
I’m a force a’ nature!
If you was from where I was from, you’d be fuckin’ dead!!!
WOOO!

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#11

I’m calling your therapist

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#14

cackles I have no idea!!!

#15

You should run for office.

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#16

Oh Billy’s on holiday until next epoch, we’re all doomed.

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#17

Did you forget to take your medicine?

#18

Aight I’m horny now, what’s the web address/artist/search prompt/gallery you found this on?
Edit: Nvmnd, found it.

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#21

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [ sniff ] maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."

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#22

I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this [grabs Minigun] is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds.

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#23

I fear no man… but that thing… it scares me…
(darth pyro breathing)
Nah, I ain’t… I ain’t talking about that freak, alright? He’s not HERE, is he?!? HOW DO I GET THIS FIRKKEN THING OFF?
(Flamethrower hisses)
One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask.
(war crimes)
One dreams of chronice and sustained cruelty…
(Cue accidental homicide montage)

Also on an unrelated note I play medic offensively and I’m not too bad at it.

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#24

When the patient Woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the Doctor was never heard from again!"

[ Medic laughs alone. Half a second later, Heavy laughs with him as he slaps his hand on a tray knocking away the tools on it. ]

Anyway, that’s how I lost my medical license

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#25

What even is this thread

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