see’s a school
Ah a target rich environment
I need nice smack talk plz
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May the tip of your 🍆 stick together so that the next time you pee, it goes all over the place!
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May you wake up to find you never lived in New York but rather San Fransisco was your home
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May you have to choose between a night in a gimp suit with Tom Cruise, or pleasuring Kathy Griffin!!
I hope you wake up with a 1000 cockroaches crawling on you
May you be forced to watch your parents’ secret sex tape all the way through and then give notes on it!
You used to be Friends with ToxicasfHead
Fantasma makes a better friend than you
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That’s the best insult I’ve ever seen
Lol I tried
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I bet you can’t even piss straight
May you fall down a gently sloping hill with nothing but an inflatable clown to break your fall in a field of aphrodisiac daisies.
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I’m gonna fuck your mom
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Fantasma?
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Eh?
“I wish we could be better strangers.”
“I hope you’re never one of my randoms again, because you have been less than no help.”
“I hope you forget your wallet at home the next time you go grocery shopping and you only discover it once the cashier has rung up all of your items and your high school crush is behind you in line and they think you’re broke and you feel sad but you get over it eventually.”
“I hope the next time you go to church that the priest takes a really extra-long time and you miss the first 15 minutes of the football game that’s important to you on that day.”
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Go wash your eyes out with acetone
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Oofff
Well Khi I guess you would be the master at this being in the hotel business.
So do fellow Mellon Men get a discount at a Hotel you work at or any you know job openings.
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May you finally score a date with that un-gettable someone and then shart loudly at the dinner table whilst they are eating mashed potatoes and gravy.