I need nice smack talk plz

I hope the gerbil you got for xmas breaks free and eats one side of your bed frame so its lop sided.

Stuff like that. I wanna smack talk without the fear of being reported

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I hope you kick your balls on the way out the door.

Does that work?

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Your mother should have swallowed you

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Thats sorrta nice

Thats pretty harsh man. What if that person cures cancer.

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What about I next time you zip your pants you catch ur forskin?

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits

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I hope the next pizza you order is replaced with an extra watery celeste crap pizza

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I like that one.

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“Go play on the freeway.” -my AP world history would tell kids this

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Oofff.

Yea man. I loved it. 😂

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May you stub ur toe on ur next trip to the bathroom

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The next time you yawn I hope someone sticks their finger in your mouth

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Ur next fart will be mushy love

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May your cars extended warranty expire

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I hope you remember that you forgot to renew your license when you get pulled over.

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Wanna shoot up a school

THIS IS A JOKE DO NOT BAN ME but if i am banned…worth it

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You deserve to have to do path of pain while dealing with knightmare king Grimm

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I hope your cat pisses in your cereal.