I quit my job to focus on PHG full time

So I’m on the PHG forum at work when my boss comes by and asks if I’m using company time wisely. So I says to him “you fascist pig, if you don’t trust my discretion to use company time wisely then I’m calling it a career”! Then I packed up my shit and left that dump. It was a blessing as I planned on quitting anyway. I’m proud of how far I’ve come as a PHG player and forum community member but I feel I’d always be asking “what if” had I not devoted myself full time to the game at this point in my life. I’d appreciate support from my FRATERNITY OF THE CHOPPA here and am setting up a GO FUND ME. My kids and I would appreciate some BIG MONEY contributions from all of you. If you just have a couple bucks keep it. You need it more than I. Anyway, thanks for your time and if you could let me know how much money you’ll be giving me here so I can plan bills for my KIDS and I for the rest of the month. At some point I plan on creating an ONLY FANS to thank you all for the donations. As always #getsome!!

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Alright…this is hilarious

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Well, maybe you’ll finally have the time to Git Gud.

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Finally some good fucking news around here. I’ll be sending the cash monies soon enough just hold on.

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what was the base salary for Forum members again? I know i make the most.

Dementia.

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and how much is dementia equavalant to with inflation in mind in today’s dollar value? Im just trying to work out my taxes.

What taxes? ;-)

I wanted to apologize for giving you shit before. I always secretly knew dressing up like Macho Man and being a “company man” for Illfonic was the way to go. Itd be nice if you called a truce too by ponying up some GREENBACKS! Anyway we would probably be really close friends if we hadn’t met in this violent game during a pandemic as everyone assumed I was you. You know as they say “birds of a feather flock together”! I love you brother

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this troll is even more boring than the “release JH” trolls… I’m muting him. Unnecessary clutter

Whatever the unemployment checks will fetch you. This is just like phg, but instead your exploiting the gov 😂

Who’s requesting the Jelou Hacker release?

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I choose my own brothers. A toast.

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What a dork!!

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Fucking lol to this post.

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I’ll give you 1 dollar for every second you stay alive against me after the first 60 seconds when you always die.
How do you lile that?

Another shitty topic, and it doesn’t end here, they’ve published another one from jh87, I’m not saying censor all the songs, some are good like memes, but this rubbish?

Now make a YouTube channel and show me your skills and if your good I’ll donate a $1