I think I scarred a child for life

#1

So I’m up against an actually decent ft as mr black. I kill both dutches and the other

The last one holes up with his minigun and watches me claim dutch 87

He gets me to literally 1 health (I wasn’t into second wind but I couldn’t see my health bar)

I go off to heal, and he takes his chance and runs for reinforcement

I intercept him at full health and honorably 1v1 (wrist blades only) and down him after a long duel

I go and long claim him

But now I’m not sure he’s ever been long claimed or smth

Here’s the thing about this person tho: he would not shut up. He sounded like a kid. In fact he literally told us over mic that he was 8 years old. Anyways he just would NOT shut up.

Ok so I start the long claim process. He goes dead quiet. Like, absolute silence. Idk what the cutscene was, but i think it was one of the worst ones. Anyways after match is over and I do my epic outfit show off roar, I hear this poor kid start crying into his mic. I think he took off his headset tho and went to his mom idk but all of a sudden there was a crackle and his voice got fainter

I feel kinda guilty

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#2

Bruh 😂 that shit funny

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#3

Fr I actually feel kinda guilty

But it was sort of funny cuz like…the game is rated mature

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#4

Was his ID skelios90? ;)

Lol that’s hilarious. Little kids get so scared in this game. I had a squeaker a few days ago that was running from me, all I do is run next to him uncloaked and he freaks tf out. I feel kids think this is like some new COD or Fortnite, until they get a nice cinematic of their skulls being ripped out.

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#5

Ye

#6

I sincerely wish it was. But no

#7

I heartily agree with this practice

But I think this was different lol idk

#8

Heyo @I_BE_GOD I rlly hope I can go up against u someday as

Dramatic music

Mr black

And guess what

I’m gonna use alpha mask too

#9

RISE MY YAUTJA of YAUTJA PRIME

#10

RISE!

#11

Well, don’t. This is not a kid’s game by any means; if he didn’t want to see his spine getting torn out, he shouldn’t be playing it. Also, the minigun unlocks at lvl60, it’s hard to imagine he hasn’t been long claimed in that time.

#12

Exactly lol

Well there’s always the chances

Looking back on this I don’t feel bad at all lol he got what was coming

#13

Oh hey, funny you should mention that. Found out the solution all along was just to use the Uzi. It is, without a doubt, the most powerful fireteam weapon in the game. ESPECIALLY with the extended mag: it’s like a hand-held minigun that doesn’t suck.

#14

Hardly any ammo tho

Even with extended mag

#15

Oh no, not with the extra mag. 40 shots does a helluva lot of damage. It works very well with the ‘quick release’ and ‘yautja’s bane’ perks.

#16

Interesting

Ill have to try it

#17

In case you’re thinking what I’m thinking, I have also developead a good way to counter it. But that i’m not going to tell you.