No you are a bitch. And thats about it.
“Game has no depth”. Counter-Strike has lots of depth? Lmfao - but people enjoy it and thats what matters. Like someone said - you are a typical crybaby bitch who knew what he’s buying, bought it and then bitches in the forum to make himself feel better.
Im not even sorry for your sorry ass, moron lul
Hahahaha watch out this guy ain’t no bitch but damn does he love that dog shit taste. I bet he don’t even use a loofa cause that’s what bitches use, this boi just spits and wipes his crevices like real non-bitches.
But damn you real stupid. How you gonna try apply team competition to a asymmetrical PvP what are you thick. There is always going to be a constant appeal with intense team competition hence why counterstrike is so successful ya donkey.
Wont even bother trying to read the first few sentences you wrote lmao. All that mumbo jumbo. Your “hahaha’s” wont cover you sorry ass here. Someone hit the nerve lul
You know I noticed you keep mentioning that dog shit so often - it makes one think you really adore eating it. Also gotta love the dodge on the fact how much of a retard you are for knowing where u was stepping in and for still buying t. LOL
Also the fact that you didnt even get why I brought CS as an example only proves how much of dumbass you are.
Settle down ya goofy mole rat, trying act all uppity “all that mumbo jumbo” . But for real i dont think you even understood what point you were trying to get across with that counterstrike reference. I never said dont have fun motherfuckers because im not. Thats called jumping to conclusions. People enjoy a wide variety of things like how you like to fuck your mom rawdog you inbred chipmunk.
Have you ever played Evolve? Dead By Daylight? Any game modes on any games? You realize they there is only so much that can be done right? They can’t force people to play Fireteam. If there is so much as 30% of the player base queing for Predator, the Predator being one out of five of the playable characters, you are gonna see longer que times. And I am willing to venture at least 40-50% of people are queuing for him which is significantly disproportionate. What did you expect? Illfonic to pander to your specific wants to play the Predator over everybody else?
I am not saying their matchmaking is perfectly fine and doesn’t have flaws. Matchmaking has been an issue for them but they have taken action to do what they can with it. But personally people are saying shit like 40+ minutes give me a break. I have never had it take more than 10 and I live in a Bumfuck Nowhere with tolerable connection. And even that was a solitary instance.
Ark has been in early access for over five years? At 60 bucks until last year? I guess you are fucking stupid. Because if a game has been out for five or more years it’s not early access you twat. The rest of that is fair to criticize that comparison on except for one thing: Who made the decision to take on such a task that they clearly had nowhere near the capacity or competence to handle? Did someone go down to Studio Wild Card and hold the place hostage until they made this game? Also there are plenty of huge open world survival games with equally complex mechanics and how does Ark measure up against those in comparison to PHG versus other similar titles? Way to miss the forest through the trees.
Point was that taking these factors into consideration your whole post is entirely hyperbolic and exaggerated. And wow did you take those massively out of context you stupid fuck. The strawmanning is real as a hurricane. Ok, let’s look at the context of these statements your dumb ass quoted as ‘contradictions’.
But i am amused by your contradictions of “AM i holding my breath?No” and “Illfonic is kicking serious ass”
Wow, that does look like quite a contradiction in that dishonest ass framing. But what was actually said, let’s take a look:
Let’s highlight these bits here:
I’m not even saying this game is gonna be awesome or they are gonna keep getting better with it…
Comparing it in that light, Illfonic is kicking serious ass by contrast.
Huh. Weird. It’s almost like that’s not even what I was fucking saying but you cherry picked to try to strawmanned because you don’t have any substantial rebutall after you point out one imperfection with the game itself, of which there are plenty of bigger you could point out but you went with the low hanging fruit of rationalization. I suppose that shouldn’t surprise me since you couldn’t even reach any further than this to smear me and obviously misrepresent what I was saying. And I repeated that I wasn’t in any saying this game was awesome or that it necessarily even had potential but that it could, more or less. You cherry picked that bullshit and tried to make a logical fallacy of it but you just made a parody of yourself in so doing.
Calling someone a over-reactionary twat is kind of hypocritical when you write a response longer than the original statement/opinion.
That’s a pretty weird statement coming from someone that literally called everyone shit eaters for a game that, according to all you have said, merely has long wait times to play the most popular role of the game… truly astonishing the mental gymnastics you are pulling right now. You should run for Congress. Fucking idiot.
On a final note you say look at their track record. Ok. That is valid. However what you are saying is the past is more relevant than the present. I have played F13. Seems fine to me. And still lots of people play it. Maybe it took a while to get their shit fixed, I don’t know. I wasn’t there and if your reaction to this game has taught me anything it is to take the word of other people with a grain of salt because they will one take one and stretch that as far as they can to try to make some kind of point about it. You say I am loving eating dog shit for basing my hopes, or at least observations, on what I am currently seeing and just tolerating it? And in three months or so you may well turn out to be 100% right about this. However, as it currently stands, I don’t have any reason to assume what their next actions will be or any lack of action and attention to come and neither do you. The difference between me and you though, you claim that you know exactly how this is going to go which as of now has flown in the face of what is actually happening.
Oh man you came back. Didn’t read the essay but im sure its riveting. Just remember i commend you and your dedication to the defence of your well deserved meal of dog shit.
Awwww. Big man can’t be bothered to stand by his remarks when he realizes he just got called out for being a strawmanning hack job lol. That’s ok. Also I came back? I went to sleep. You know, that thing people do. What the fuck? XD
I am sure you wouldn’t understand the concept of sleep since it doesn’t revolve around that rage boner fantasy you have. Someone that thinks a game that has been out for half a decade is ‘early access’ probably can’t distinguish his fevered fantasies from dreams during sleep lol.
I disagree with the evolve statement. That game was fucking great and ahead of its time. However, 2K pushed micro transactions out of turtle rocks asses and by the time it went free to play people had all moved on to new games.
I loved Evolve however two fucking season passes and a shit ton of micro transactions led me to look at that game as nothing more than an empty cash grab.
So what do you want? If you think its dog shit why the fuck are you here on the forums?
It’s funny how you think your opinion is fact. But its fucking crazy how you’re here when you think it’s so horrible.
I mean seriously. Do you just wanna argue?
I enjoy reading your post because i can see the seething anger underneath all the im trying to be a smartass with my responses. I believe this was just a troll thread but it seems the troll ended up getting trolled. Now i call that notion ironic. Haha.
lol Only dog shit i see is this post. there is NO WE. just you. speak for yourself. not to mention F13 as much shit as i went through was actually a decent game, far more original (looking at you CoD). PHG actually just doubles down on that, just twice as fun. So let’s see here, as far as multiplayers go… what do i want? another TDM? no no no ANOTHER fuckin BR (again looking at you CoD, Apex Legends, Fortnite); i prefer PHG which actually makes shit fun instead of JUST another LAZYASS BR.
Oh look - the “mama” insults. Lmao. Is that all you got, boomer? I guess when you are all out of valid reasoning as to why this game suddenly “sucks” - you gotta got for those good ol’ mama jokes to make urself look even more retarded? :)))
You are nothing more but a typical crybaby bitch that is in no way different that most of crybaby bitches here.
You don’t even get idea how competetive this game can be at high level because long story short - you are straight up trash in that front too.
Let me know once ull think of something more original than the “mama” insults. :))
Yep. The mr. moron now goes for the “I fuck your mother” insults LOL. It’s beyond cringy xD
I wonder how long he will last replying and copying same comments JUST FOR the sake of making a reply and not “bAcK dOWn” xD LMFAO
Illfonic are on a winner here if they only add as follows.
With just these added this game would be massive.
listen, if Illfonics crew are on here anonymously, then you can be sure some of the hate brewing are them in actuality. just to prove there is passion in the fanbase…giving them leverage to work.
Nom nom nom. How do those Sony farts taste?
What the fuck are you talking about? Sony didn’t develop this game you fucking retard.
