If i professed my love for someone....

Would the drop come sooner? so that i could claim their skulls?

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No because you’re a grape, your love means nothing now.

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What Rey said but angrier and wiser at the same time

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But i Love you!..didnt work.

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You’re telling me if you professed your love it would be more dignified? *cough just because you be a melon? OMG we’ve gone this path…i’m going to hit the bottle.

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Perhaps, our Melony love did grant us a shader.

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Why? What have you done to deserve your …SHADER! HUH? What makes you worthy of the gods?
Ive done just as much , if not more , than you have!

I don’t want your shader! I want my… Purple Stuff! It’s not Sunny D! Its Purple Stuff!

That…is why you fail

We do not worship the gods, we challenge them. They seek to make us better but we better ourselves and ask them to do the same! We of the melon are both hearty and fruitful. We only say to them do better so that we can be.

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Yeah what Cadillac said but angrier and wiser at the same time.

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BULSHIT! LOVE EVERYONE!

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