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i dont want to, really
I mean i’ve been shot and stabbed a bunch and I bleed, but i think sheer force of stubborness (and prolly all those combat stims mixed with EpiPens) has made me fucking immortal.
You may be immortal but are you really living?
Yup. It’s hella fun arguing with internet randos and making knives lol
Have i mentioned i own a fucking ANVIL? How fucken sick is that?
Deus vult? I NEED TWENTY SHIPMENTS OF CRUSADER ARMOR AND WEAPONS BY CHRISMAS!
You couldn’t be more right!
I just do, like, pocket knives XD
The only reason i do it over the dark web is so that i can charge a couple hundered thousand per knife and nobody who buys them has any right or capability to whinge about it. You know how rich people are; pay through the nose for something unique cos they can. It hella profits lol
I NEED TWENTY SHIPMENTS OF HOLY POCKET KNIVES
If it bleeds, we can stick it in.
If it bleeds, she ain’t pregnant.
With or without the human leather hilts?
Infidel human leather?
You have to replace ‘we’ with ‘i’, at least for the OG movie.
i have no idea XD