Illfonic Reshuffle - Official Twitter Post

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And jealous losers that accuse others of hacking when they lose

I’m gonna sit down with you over a good cup of coffee and talk you through all your issues then hold you tight and tell it’s all going to be ok, rub your back and let you know that I care for you. You can cry on my shoulder all you want or need my friend, and I will protect you from all your bullies.

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Can you provide a list of the suspects?

That’s not a bad idea actually

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oh imagine it, i never bother to write down all toxic crybabies

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OMG! I was wondering why the players suddenly stopped swearing at me. It turns out I had turned off the voice chat in the game! I’m turning it back on and starting to record! Thank you for that!

Don’t like me being toxic? Good! I am just mirroring few dickheads who turned this forum to toxic swamp and their echo chamber. Before you start to cry that I should provide you proof of your toxic posts, just remember toxic posts you liked. Now piss off you fucking hypocrite.

How far are you with testing you pathetic loser? I guess not far when all you have is this 🤔

I’m never toxic, but sometimes you get toxic with me.

I just want to take you for a scenic horse ride at the Grand Canyon. It really is quite majestic. We can ride a trail down to the bottom of the canyon and marvel at nature’s beauty the whole way. After we get down we can dip our feet into the Colorado River and when we get back up to the top we can enjoy a nice spicy bowl of green chili and some cornbread. I’ll comb your hair and then braid it into a couple little pigtails while we gossip about the people we know. Let me know when you’ll be flying out, my friend.

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Try to even come close to what I have posted already, go ahead

Post useless crap? No, thank you.

I think you should take Chopra up on his offer. You need a hug, dude.

With toxic commie? I would rather shot myself.

And why do you think he’s a toxic commie? Chop is one of the most decent people in this whole entire shitty community. You’re judging him based on 4 letters. That’s it, 4 letters and you think you know the guy. Is that all you got?

Speaking of being toxic, I don’t know who the guy was. He played pretty well but died too quickly.

I just want to hold you close and ask you who hurt you. You have an aggression response to any kindness shown to you, were you bullied just because you’re a short king? Have you been rejected by women? Let’s sit down on a couch together and I will cradle you in my arms and let you get it all out. There’s no shame or judgment when you’re being held in my arms.

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Darn, good thing I have these novels written by YautjaEmpress herself to hold me over for when I actually find something one day

So uh, mind if I be the short spoon? I wanna talk about my childhood trauma tooooo šŸ˜ž

Shouldnt this be private messaging?