Illfonic Reshuffle - Official Twitter Post

uwu

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And jealous losers that accuse others of hacking when they lose

Iā€™m gonna sit down with you over a good cup of coffee and talk you through all your issues then hold you tight and tell itā€™s all going to be ok, rub your back and let you know that I care for you. You can cry on my shoulder all you want or need my friend, and I will protect you from all your bullies.

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Can you provide a list of the suspects?

Thatā€™s not a bad idea actually

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oh imagine it, i never bother to write down all toxic crybabies

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OMG! I was wondering why the players suddenly stopped swearing at me. It turns out I had turned off the voice chat in the game! Iā€™m turning it back on and starting to record! Thank you for that!

Donā€™t like me being toxic? Good! I am just mirroring few dickheads who turned this forum to toxic swamp and their echo chamber. Before you start to cry that I should provide you proof of your toxic posts, just remember toxic posts you liked. Now piss off you fucking hypocrite.

How far are you with testing you pathetic loser? I guess not far when all you have is this šŸ¤”

Iā€™m never toxic, but sometimes you get toxic with me.

I just want to take you for a scenic horse ride at the Grand Canyon. It really is quite majestic. We can ride a trail down to the bottom of the canyon and marvel at natureā€™s beauty the whole way. After we get down we can dip our feet into the Colorado River and when we get back up to the top we can enjoy a nice spicy bowl of green chili and some cornbread. Iā€™ll comb your hair and then braid it into a couple little pigtails while we gossip about the people we know. Let me know when youā€™ll be flying out, my friend.

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Try to even come close to what I have posted already, go ahead

Post useless crap? No, thank you.

I think you should take Chopra up on his offer. You need a hug, dude.

With toxic commie? I would rather shot myself.

And why do you think heā€™s a toxic commie? Chop is one of the most decent people in this whole entire shitty community. Youā€™re judging him based on 4 letters. Thatā€™s it, 4 letters and you think you know the guy. Is that all you got?

Speaking of being toxic, I donā€™t know who the guy was. He played pretty well but died too quickly.

I just want to hold you close and ask you who hurt you. You have an aggression response to any kindness shown to you, were you bullied just because youā€™re a short king? Have you been rejected by women? Letā€™s sit down on a couch together and I will cradle you in my arms and let you get it all out. Thereā€™s no shame or judgment when youā€™re being held in my arms.

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Darn, good thing I have these novels written by YautjaEmpress herself to hold me over for when I actually find something one day

So uh, mind if I be the short spoon? I wanna talk about my childhood trauma tooooo šŸ˜ž

Shouldnt this be private messaging?