I’m not DerSens and you were trying to block my shots and get me killed since we spawned.
I haven’t shot a single barrel on you, but you did that to me. I can get killed, I had no syringes left, that’s why I went to use a medkit, which you tried to block at first and used the last one (even tho you didn’t even needed it, 'cause you never lost health) just to get me killed. Which didn’t happen, but whatever.
Illfonic sucks ass
So you’re Aimbotzz? And you weren’t teamed up with DerSens? In that case, I apologize. What I was saying is that DerSens tried following me around all match blowing up barrels with his buddy DerPissenman in a match prior to that one. I thought you were teamed with him in that match, which is why I was trolling and trying to get you guys killed in revenge for the previous match. They use the unlimited gear exploit and I think were just trolling trying to blow up teammates + destroy the pred. They didn’t know I had hacks. So I used godmode and blew up every barrel he got near, but he knew what I was doing and would keep his distance from them.
Was the pred teamed with him or wtf? He would keep attacking you but wouldn’t attack DerSens. He literally came next to us and neither of us shot him, and he just stood there while I was yelling for him to kill him. This is after he had already tried killing me and realized I’m invincible and I laughed at him on mic. He only focused you and I, but not DerSens. Not sure if they were buddies that knew each other or wtf
Whats funny is that the cool kids club never discovered anything for themselves, it’s actually other players and they would send someone from the cool gang to investigate and find out how shit is done so they could start doing it. Believe me when I say that all these glorified “top shit players” are all 19 year olds who haven’t hit puberty yet and take turns in privates non stop hyping each other up “yea fuck those Europeans and Americans, our balalaikas are better and faster” meanwhile they’re all fucking brainless losers, not to mention their groupies.
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I would like to shake the hand of whoever physically or mentally molested you.
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I don’t doubt it. They never struck me as the type to know shit about coding. They confused my hack accusations against them for meaning that they actually knew how to write it. You don’t need to know how to code to be hacking. They likely got some mickey mouse ESP and aimbot either from someone that they commissioned, and then shared it amongst each other while trying to gatekeep all this time and deceive the community into believing hacks don’t exist by shaming them with “git gud potato” if they even tried to discuss the concept of hacking in the game, or maybe an old player from back in the day that no longer plays was the coder who shared it, and it has been gatekept since then.
The amount that Sam’s pussyy gets wet from his youtube groupie comments is unreal lol. Dude constantly tries to reference them as if they provide any credibility in any way, shape, or form. “My fanboy subscribers said I’m not hacking, so I’m not hacking.” I died laughing when he commented that he gets accused of taking PEDs from people at the gym when the guy literally sounds like a fucking teenager hahahahaha. Ya they accused you of taking PEDs, Sam, but it wasn’t the kind you thought. It was Pediasure
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Only a pedo would truly shake the hand of another pedo. Your username checks out
You sure do talk a lot of shit for someone who sucks at the game but “doesn’t care”.
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Big brain comeback.
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I mean he actually got you there.
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Ffs, stop feeding the troll.
He doesn’t give a shit about that.
You gotta take a different angle.
Tho I highly doubt you’ll find anything he actually cares about.
Seriously tho, hes trolling the fuck out of yall and yall are being strung right along.
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For the sake of the betterment of the AstonDB90 trolling community, please stop sharing this info!!! The less they know, the better. Let me continue having my fun. If they know, then I can’t have fun anymore. Damn where have I heard this concept before?
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Jesus christ you’re an actual troll.
A high level one too.
Not just a shitty generic one.
A true menace to society.
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People here know I keep shit 💯 thats why some of them hate on me cus they can’t handle the truth. I remember when all the commies would make fun of me cus I was a potato barely making a name for myself, then when I started stumping on all of them in pubs they really hated my guts. Its true what they say Russian can handle Americans being better than them. So they all stuck together like if they were fighting the nazis again and played privates non stop I mean 8 to 12 hours a day just to get better so they could have a chance, what a waste. Not gonna lie, they’re all good players but the way these ass lickers paint them to be as immortal gods is beyond ridiculous. They resourced to using every single macro, bug, exploit available in order to win. I mean just go back to their old videos and you’ll see their panicking asses shooting arrows at literally nothing without any animations cus they would press the wrong button, skill? Lmaooooo…funny how every ft I know who got one-shotted with 200hp was when they played against one of them, coincidence? Lmaooooo…
They’ll never admit to anything but we all know they’re all pathetic rejects who couldn’t last 2 seconds in a real competitive fps without using something extra for their own advantage.
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Lol, it’s a minimal effort retort that’s been used before.
The amount of time, emotion and detail this guy has been putting into his novels shows me a few things.
1: He is starved for attention and validation.
2: Someone molested him physically or mentally.
3: Cheating makes him feel good because he is a loser.
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I have to rate it 7/10 because of the hacks. If he did it with exploits and garnered the same amount of attention it would be 10/10 for me.
What’s up boogie
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Fuck off.
Go away.
You are as real as Kim kardashians ass 🚬
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Which is 100% real silicone so yea!
not the hero we needed but the hero we deserve!!!
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