Oh you know hanging out in the real PHG jungle…
Illfonic sucks ass
BREAKING NEWS: People want real?
Hacks are for pussies
Steroids are for closeted homosexuals
And fire is a two bit puerto rican hooah
Cant accept that ? Then you are one of the above and need professional help
Lucky for you . I am that professional
So suck it up you pussies and take a line . Have a bourbon and rub some tits in you’re face. This game is pure gutter trash and only a fucking moron would hack this steaming pile of shit .
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You’re actually wrong with your reason for him hacking.
I’m enjoying the show, but you’re downplaying his clap back.
You’re on the ropes.
How will you recover?
XD
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I do hope this guy Aston makes this shit public so people can finally cheat non stop and this trash ass game can die for good along with the commies and all their groupies.
Seriously about time something like this stirred up.
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Watch how non of those rejects are gonna comment anymore because their leader, you know, the one with an IQ of 2 told them that people are starting to have second thoughts about them, so its best to just not say anything anymore before they dig themselves a deeper hole.
Keep it hush hush guys like you’ve always done 🤫
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Fuck you.
Bro for real. I’ve been playing this game from day 1, and many times for what I consider to be unhealthy lengths of time, and I’m only at level 340 or something like that. And this is with hacking and constantly getting 3K MINIMUM damage games because I’m killing the pred myself + securing the body every match like I did to Beer and Booger who both cried post-match. “How can you beat mee? Nobody beats mee. I’m the bessttt, that’s what my momma always told me REEEEEEEEE”
So I kid you not, I’ve actually asked myself how much ungodly amount of time Sam has had to put into this game to be at level 800-something lmfao. That’s just ridiculous. No way in fuck has this guy ever even seen the inside of a gym or daylight for that matter. You can get 3K to 7K damage games + secure body every single match, and it would still take you countless hours to reach that level. It’s clear why he’s so terrified at the prospect of people beginning to have 2nd thoughts on him and his crew like you said. Life without PHG for him is no life at all
People only blow barrels when someone takes ammo from a crate if they take it from the crate at the beginning of the game when they don’t need a syringe, it wastes the crate for the whole team, so that player is useless and if you down them with barrels, a lot of times they’ll rage quit and then you can have a bot when you call reinforcements, which is more useful than the kind of player that wastes ammo crates.
lmao, this is a good origin story. You were a big old potato and a good player blew you up with a barrel because you beelined to an ammo crate at the start of a match, so you resorted to hacking to get even.
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lol it has been used before? Really? Would love to see the sauce for that
I’m putting in a lot of time because why? Because you ASSUMED that I am because your 3rd grade wriiting skills would take you an eternity to write in a similar fashion? Sorry not sorry that I’m just a lot more refined. Should have drank your milk, kid. What’s funny is the fact that I’m the only one on this forum that can write walls of text and yet my enemies all still read every word. I know because they reply to shit that’s like halfway through what I wrote lmao. That’s how much attention and prominence I’ve garnered since rolling up in here. ALL EYES ON ME
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I’m starved for the laughs that your tears are bringing
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Again, only a molestor pedo themselves would champion this idea with gratitude
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Cheating does make me feel good. You got me on that. Fun is fun, no matter what way you achieve it. But shedding enough tears to keep every Dutch-Amphib mudded up for miles, well now that is truly the icing on the cake, so from the bottom of my heart. I thank you for that
Ngl, I actually read this in Tony Pope’s voice. It just works
Actually I saw him doing it live on stream back in the day when searching for the 2 content creators that this game actually has. Hence why I stated “on stream”. Reading is hard, I know. The guy was famous for using his trademark “randos” punchline to refer to anyone that’s part of the playerbase that wasn’t him or his crew, hence why I knew that as well. All while looking like Master Splinter, if Master Splinter was on crack cocaine
Soon as the lockdown was lifted I stayed away from this game as much as I could, sure I still played here and there, but work, family, and getting laid is way better than wasting my life away playing this trash. I couldn’t fathom spending 10 hrs a day staring at a monitor because I want to be the best top shit player lol…I’m still level 180 thats how much I’ve played since they upped the level to 1000.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but I wasn’t hacking in that video. I definitely don’t run Dante-FM while hacking, and these guys here can confirm that for you lol. Sometimes I would play normal because the hacking would get boring when you’re destroying even the best preds in minutes, especially if you go full-send without even trying to dial it back, but it’s a serious compliment that you thought I was hacking during my normal play lmao. If you think that was hacking, then I invite you to play against me and 3 bots in a private right now and see how much fun you have when I’m truly hacking
Stfu gimp your my bitch
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10/10.
You really found perfect way to get them going.
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So private match right now? Or scared? I mean you talk a big game and claim you can beat me even while hacking, so why not put it to the test?
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The thing I enjoy most is that this guy plays with crossplay turned off, which means he’s going to be coming across me, and 1 of 2 things is going to happen at that point. Either he’s going to play me and get destroyed and cry like the rest of them have. Or he’s going to know it’s me (especially after he loses his AstonDB90 virginity on the first go-around) and drop out of the lobby and waste his queue up time hahahaha. Either way I win
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