Cows will do it by itself. Its wether or not you’re there with a bucket.
ILLFONIC this is how you milk a cow
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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whats wrong with you?! Thats one insane amount of protein on those legs. Its a feast for those who like BBQ! C’mon, what are you into? Cow? Pork? Give me a break. So you one of those people. I eat human flesh~!
It can be prepared quite deliciously, however acquisition is rather time consuming compared to most other forms of meat. Expect a flavor between veal and pork, so choose your preparation methods and side parings carefully, as well as your wine pairing.
Due to heightened risk of disease transferrance, cook completely and do not serve rare unless recently verified to be negative for diseases.
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You understand my tastes!~
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Salt the beef!
I’m sorry sir, but cannibalism is highly frowned upon in today’s society
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You just don’t understand good cookiin! MAD COW IN THE HOUSE!
I understand that you cook solidified insanity for every meal
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yeah
and sometimes you got to get the lamb…tenderized!
Only if you get caught. And if it’s in a survival situation, it becomes perfectly legally acceptable.
Don’t ask why my group survival kit contains specific seasonings, sides, and bottles of select rare wines. @TheAlmightyJim can confirm.
moo
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Cannibalism isn’t illegal, technically - it’s just the murder part that’s frowned on by the judicial system. Yall find a corpse on a sidewalk, go ham by all means!
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They can get you with desecration/defilement of human remains. (Don’t ask me how I know!) Now, if say someone’s will said that their body was to be consumed, or if they loose a limb/body part and consent to it, then by all means continue.
Only in Idaho (speaking US wise, I’m not well versed in law across the pond) is cannibalism in non-survival scenarios expressly forbidden.
how dare you all hijack my thread! How dare you!
Bruh Idaho sucks XD