Illfonic's Emissary

Is just a predator that kills Rambos so he likes dressing up as Rambo?

Like the predator that kills Samurai and likes LARPing as a Samurai?
And the one that kills Vikings so he viking crossdresses?

Rinse, repeat?

Emissary has lore already though before they absorbed him into the Illfonic ranks of cosplay preds? Why have they appropriated him into another appropriation predator?

lel moreso why is cut movie content even in the game? Scraping the bottom of the barrel here.

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The whole game feels like a scrapped movie concept.

Better love story than twilight tho.

Looool

That lore also came from the predator…

BEGONE SHANE APPOLAGIZER

lol He makes dark comedy’s, what do you want from the man?

tbf the original script included Stargazer’s Men in Black facility & illegal aliens

Your defending predator turning into men in black?

I’d rather watch both Ewok movies again than The Predator.

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Earth’s closed. Leave or be met with deadly force alien scum

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We were denied greatness. I wanted to see Upgrade kill illegal aliens, the memes.

Shane Black’s tard wranglers are his power limiters.

Waisted opportunity to add tracker instead

Such a weird flex from devs.

Not even Fugitive but the Emissarys from the test screening? Might as well give us Upgrade’s zoo animals.

The lore doesn’t even count since it was scrapped

It was intentional. Remember that they’ve gone on record not liking 4. So despite Fugitive actually being the easier add, they instead did more work to create a “fix” which ultimately was worse than the thing they tried to fix.

No shit, Fugitive would’ve been easier. They had his dreadlocks since they’re used on both Emissary and Fugitive, wear the same kind of helmet, wear the same gauntlet (and Fugitive you only need the one model), and could reuse the Jungle Hunter head maybe with a new texture. The work they’d have to do for Fugitive is as much work with better results than Emissary since you’d also lack the bad super Predator textures.

If you’re gonna pull from 4, why not the guy who actually moved merchandise given how many times Neca re-released him?

Yea foreal there was way more better preds they could have gave. I really want tracker and Ahab

They need to keep Ahab out of this game. He is just one of those characters that would be cool to see, but illfonic would butcher. But they should’ve released tracker with the hunting party dlc. Also, Ahab hunting humans doesn’t make a lot of sense because I don’t think he would see them as worthy prey.

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It would be badass to play as Ahab tho with that engineer rifle shit it would be time to wreck shop

I’m sorry I have not the slightest idea what you just said.

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Bruh this is the perfect meme for your bullshit stories. I think the first time I entertained one of your stories, I got a brain aneurysm.

We need to keep godzilla away from the memes! This is the 4th stroke this month!

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Fuck I’ll get the clot-buster, radiology scans, & emergency neurosurgery supplies ready just in case.

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