IM DEAD !

My man you are spitting culinary FACTS!

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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Some one been smoking weed againā€¦

I enjoy a burger that starts with 1 lb. of meat and is then stacked a foot high with every thing in the houseā€¦
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then downed with a stein of Coors Lite

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hmmā€¦ when you say smoking will make you look like this. It sounds kind of cool

Give me a pack of them Newport 100s!!

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Where at least I know Iā€™m free
And I wonā€™t forget the men who died
Who gave that right to me
And Iā€™d gladly stand up next to you
And defend Her still today
'Cause there ainā€™t no doubt
I love this land
God Bless the U.S.A.

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In reality, I think Godā€™s buttfucked the USA.

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Recently it kinda feels like the whole world has been.

Itā€™s actually not too bad over here.
But then again I live in a medium sized suburban-rural town in Ohio when Iā€™m not living at uni, so I definitely donā€™t see or deal with the worst. But I am street smart enough to at least not get mugged, shanked, or shot because I live like 40 minutes north of Cincinnati, and my uni is in (thankfully one of the better parts of) Cincinnati.
So far this semester Iā€™ve only been in sketchy situations twice, but both times I didnā€™t even have to show my knives because in both scenarios I dropped the social mask and reverted to my emotionless self, kept my hands on my knife handles and told them that if they want to go that way, then one person is gonna end up dead, and I donā€™t die easy. I have a facial scar above my right eye, as well as numerous scars on my arms and legs, so Iā€™ve got that going for me with intimidation. Ironically both times it was in a fucking Kroger parking lot of all places. Iā€™m unfortunately not able to carry a pistol on campus, but my switchblades and butterfly knives are allowed, and Iā€™m extremely proficient with knives.

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Also have some free patriotism, even though youā€™re not from the USA

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Spy would be proud of you

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As an Army vet. Thank youā€¦

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God has nothing to do with itā€¦
Its all the fucking far Left c-u-n-t-s that are to blameā€¦

Thank you for your service!

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This ^^^

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Yeahā€¦ I have the same scarsā€¦ I blame the Chicken Poxā€¦
In my lifeā€¦ it the scars people dont see that makes them think twiceā€¦

This makes me cryā€¦

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Itā€™s like that time a rapper killed a guy in a chic-fil-a parking lot XD
Yeah muggings can be a pain in the arse if you arenā€™t looking for a fight. With reguards to knives, I just have my ā€˜mainā€™ knife (a simple flip-open pocketknife of my fatherā€™s) and a butterfly knife in my boot in case I need to surprise someone. Knives are very fun and very useful lmao

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Yeah would be nice if they died for something worthwile.

Oh sure and the far right is completely blameless lol
Remember Nazis? They were right-wingers.