IS PHG WET?

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Fun fact: The only french I know outside of ‘bonjour’ is ‘douche’.

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Been to Paris twice and those people are so dry and rude. If you’re a foreigner and don’t speak their language they look at you you as if you’re a species from another planet. Not to mention they smoke cigarettes like there’s no tomorrow and smell nasty as fuck! 🤢🤮

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Never been one for frenchies myself XD
Y’know, despite all the media portrayals, french women are actually not that great at sex. Their personalities aren’t the only thing that’s dry, if you take my meaning.

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It does all kind of mix down there, all the various fluids and solids. Pretty good for hiding your heat. I do it on Saturday nights to avoid creeps.

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Really? Thought you would be the kind to love getting railed by a yautja…

Edit: Sexual predator XD

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Where did i go wrong? This post was about the moisture and dampness on the PHG where it always is wet inside! You should all be ashamed of yourselves! Bunch of phgies.

Good sir, the term is “completely and unkindly boned in the most pleasurebale way”

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I could’ve sworn it was actually “partaking in solidly-performed fornication drawing on use of an elongated instrument, living or non-living”.

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