It's about time yall release Jungle hunter87 to the public

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#24

Your mommy had the money but she preferred lattes and avocado and toast from the local hipster coffee shop. Priorities.
I don’t have any cat food but would you settle for alabacore white tuna in a can?

#25

Ya see, I live by the adage that you give a man a fish you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and you’ve fed him for a lifetime.

So with that I’d like to make you able to provide for yourself. So here I’m going to walk you through the steps on how to harvest the organs of a sleeping individual, store them, and sell them on the black market.

#26

bugs, poorly made dlc, 2 years with level 150 and no reward for waiting, veritanium with bugs, very long waiting times, impossibility of jh 87 for new players, no communication from illfonic, 75% discount on dlc and zero reward to those who buy them on their way out, and so on a lot more

#27

Captured.

#28

Smd, god bless

#29

Silence

#30

Nah.

#31

mexicans

#33

Did your mommy get you spayed?

#35

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My cat Sylvester is horny now

#37

Yes fuck

#38

I highly doubt your pfp is really you so no thanks bro

#40

Maddie my profile pic is me.
Are you interested?

#41

It’s true, he had me surgically amputate his arm and move his CNS and other vitals to it. He is now but a sentient arm.

#42

ATTENTION EVERYONE: Heres how to get JH87 if you think non pre-orders should have him:

Take one part Iron Oxide (Rust) and grind it down into a fine powder. Take an equal part Aluminum and grind it down into a fine powder as well in a separate container. The amount you require will change depending on PC/Console size and container size, but the container should be filled so that the PC/Console is no longer visible and is covered by 1-2 inches of solution.
Mix the two together equally, place your PC or Console in the lower third, and utilize a fuze of approximately 2 feet, which should allow time to get behind sufficient cover.
The thermite will burn at 4000 degrees Fahrenheit, and should adequately solve the problem of not being able to play PHG as JH87, as you will no longer be able to play PHG. We have effectively circumvented all possibilities of not playing as JH87 while playing PHG, creating a 100% effective solution.
8d3

#43


I found his other arm.

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#44

Oh so that’s where my compensation scalpel got to. Thanks, was looking for that!

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#45

You’re welcome.

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#46

Does it matter much to you what I am or am not? will you change your mind or deal? are you shallow?

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