JOKE OF THE DAY!!!!!

#1

Monday: A young lady comes home to her family and asked her mom whats for dinner tonight?
Mom replies with: Chicken!
Young lady: Oh awesome!

Tuesday: The girl comes home to her family and asked her mom whats for dinner tonight?
Mom replies with: Chicken!
Young lady: Oh Chicken! ok!

Wednesday: A young lady comes home to her family and asked her mom whats for dinner tonight?
Mom replies with: Chicken!
Young lady: Chicken? Oh!

Thursday: The girl comes home to her family and asked her mom whats for dinner tonight?
Mom replies with: Chicken!
Young lady: Oh Chicken again?! ok!

Friday: A young lady comes home to her family and asked her mom whats for dinner tonight?
Mom replies with: Chicken!
Young lady: Hmm Chicken!

Saturday: The girl comes home to her family and asked her mom whats for dinner tonight?
Mom replies with: Chicken!
Young lady: Oh Chicken again? I love chicken!

Sunday: The girl comes home to her family and asked her mom whats for dinner tonight?
Mom replies with: Chicken!
Young lady: Chicken!? C’mon ma, what are you doing to me?

Monday: The girl comes home to her family and asked her mom whats for dinner tonight?
Mom replies with: Chicken!
Young lady: Oh Chicken! ok!

Do you get it? No? Well fuck you!

#2

Dude you’re fucking cringe.

#3

we getting alot of requests from people like you…for the mega-requests…you know?
you have a hunch fire? you a dude trying to ask a question?

#4

Here’s a joke for ya’ll:
A drunken farmer stumbles upstairs into his bedroom, waking his wife. She sees her husband holding a sheep under his arm. The farmer yells, “This is the pig I’ve been fuckin!” His wife says, “You idiot! That’s not a pig, it’s a sheep!” The farmer yells, “SHUT THE FUCK UP, I WAS TALKING TO THE SHEEP!!!”

#6

#7

Goddamn clanker, stop supporting the unconstitutional oppression of innocent drunk drivers.

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#8

Amateur

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Flying under the influence > driving under the influence but you get a special pass if it’s a tank or the Batmobile

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#10

Nothing more orgasmic seeing dying nation with dying military.