Just kidding11!!

I am not actually @MassImpact124

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I’m confused…who is the real mass 😲

You are

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Worst of all, he could be any one of us!
He could be in this very room! He could be you. He could be me! He could even be-

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blows @TheSenate’s head off with shotgun

What, it was obvious!

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He was the RED Spy! Watch, he’ll turn red any second now. Aaaany second now…
See! Red! Oh wait, that’s blood…

Mass : “So… We still got problem.”

YautjaSymbiote : “Big problem…”

[ Senate decloaks behind the both, holding the dead ringer and his knife at the ready. ]

YautjaSymbiote : “Alright, who’s ready to go find this Spy?”

TheSenate : “Right behind you.”

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Level 3 BLU Sentry : swivels around slowly “BEEPBEEP”

Durbs2001 : wipes brow, puts construction helmet back on “You’re a loooooong way from France, boy.”

This is a bucket?

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dear god

Shut up no one asked you!

There’s more

DEAR GOD…

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No…

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I am but I’m the best (still better than @MassImpact124)

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Medic :“When the patient Woke up, his skeleton is missing, and the Doctor was never heard from again!”

[ Medic laughs alone. Half a second later, Heavy laughs with him as he slaps his hand on a tray knocking away the tools on it. ]

Medic : “Anyway, that’s how I lost my medical license [ he chuckles, and a dove bursts out of heavy’s chest. ] Archimedes, no! It’s filthy in there!” [ He wipes his hand on his vest and looks at Heavy for a second, who looks a tad offended, ] “Ugh, birds.” [ He chuckles and grabs the heart implant. ]

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Yeha welp um nope.

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