Let there be a temporary cease-parry between our tribes.

#1

I, @GetToLaChappa, Khihendron, First of His Name, Fireteam Main, Knower of Spawn Points, He Who Needs Some Fuckin’ Ammo - hereby call upon all members of his tribe for a temporary cessation of one aspect of hostilities.

Let all FT Mains lay down their skull cleavers, gutters, and scimitars, and in the spirit of friendship, show gentle restraint so as not to parry the Predator back to the motherfuckin’ loading screen.

Let all who agree have their ancestors smile down on them from what I assume is a large exfil point in the sky, littered with limitless ammo crates, permanent medkits, and 30 second missions.

Should this be constituted as “real talk”, please reply with the customary response of “bet”. High-key, fr, and 💯.

Amen.

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#2

I accept, You shall be the decider of when the treaty shall break, my knife will stay sheathed until I am rushed upon.

May your trophies be worthy and your game plentiful.

Edit - 😂, you’re name and speech pattern confused me I thought you were talking as a Pred, gonna leave it though, hilarious by the way.

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#3

I agree to this truce!
I don’t like it though. Not one bit!

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#4

“What are we supposed to use man? Harsh language?”

Hehe…I’ll try to keep it sheathed. Reflex and all as you well know.

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#5

Yeah I’m in. I blue screened 3 preds today 😧

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#6

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I will lay down my skull cleaver

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#7

I will also try to restrain myself
But unfortunately the rando potatoes will not read this ceasefire, and will continue to blue screen every Predator they encounter

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#8

Very true… 3:

#9

Nooooo, Parry the filthy Pedo Trophy hunters back to there twisted home world. Parry them into hyper space

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#11

Sorry i didn’t mean to respond to you Dhrauta i thought it was Cadillackid…truce back on!

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#12

I am immune to this Parry Plague since I play Ranged anyhow.

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#13

Ah DhRauta you have returned from your exile

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#15

Yes and My god wtf did the devs do. Did they read all our suggestions the wipe there asses with them and then passed them alone like wtf. I dont even have to make a post about how much this game is fucked eveyone else already has. I guess with me
Being exiled and the forum base not having a common enemy anymore they all turned against each other and the devs

#16

I just sit in trees with the plasma caster. Kinda meh

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#17

Yes good good use the beat weapon in the game good good

#18

I thought you might have gotten a job and bought a “computer”…then got gud on PHG…guess not.

I can’t stand playing this game its so good. Completed all my dailys in less than an hour or two…can’t complain. except about the complainers.

And when predator gets parried, only his game crashes LOL!!!

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#19

I wanna play that game
I wish it as well as the other AVP games were on PS4

#20

Do it

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#21

How could I relinquish such power to parry predators out of the game?!

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