Let's make a deal

Alright illfonic listen up, I’m about to make the deal of a life time. If you wow me with the next update, if you even just a little bit somehow impress me then I will bring back the shader reviews. I know they have been missed! (By no one) and I have missed doing them! (Absolutely not) so that is why I make this deal. Impress me with the next update and I’ll revive the shader reviews for the shader peasants like the gracious shader king I am.

P.S. Olive still stinks and if you use it you have no taste

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Ngl. Olive slaps sometimes and that Black should be it’s own Shader.

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I’ll let that olive comment slide because that request for black is one even the distasteful and true shader spirits can get behind.

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Honestly, I’ll be very sad if they removed the olive-black shader bug. This is actually pretty funny to know that one or the best ingame shader is a Glitch😆

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Such is the way of illfonic

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What sort of changes would wow you?

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More shaders.

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oh heavens…bring that shit back…because we’ve long for the 300 shader review bonanza.

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The usual stuff people have been begging for since the beginning. But if you really want to blow my socks off…

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Well how can I say no to more shaders. They’re the bread and butter of this game!

Oh I’ll do it! I’ll review them all!

What shader reviews?!


Thats the ONLY fukin shader in game that I like…

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Olive is the best Pred shader!

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Olive makes for a mean muted color melon pred if you use a red skin pattern. However, the true melon men shader is something that I will always cherish.

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This is true. Olive is the second best Pred shader!

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Putting the melon shader (Nova) on all the masks instead of just alpha and samurai.

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Sussy Baka

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1 year ago I started reviewing the shaders in the game. I gave up because I stopped caring but I will bring them back if this next update is good.

Smh even those who use pink preds have a better taste in shaders than those olive users.

This is why I am the shader king and you are the shader peasants!