Let's make a deal

#1

Alright illfonic listen up, I’m about to make the deal of a life time. If you wow me with the next update, if you even just a little bit somehow impress me then I will bring back the shader reviews. I know they have been missed! (By no one) and I have missed doing them! (Absolutely not) so that is why I make this deal. Impress me with the next update and I’ll revive the shader reviews for the shader peasants like the gracious shader king I am.

P.S. Olive still stinks and if you use it you have no taste

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#2

Ngl. Olive slaps sometimes and that Black should be it’s own Shader.

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#3

I’ll let that olive comment slide because that request for black is one even the distasteful and true shader spirits can get behind.

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#4

Honestly, I’ll be very sad if they removed the olive-black shader bug. This is actually pretty funny to know that one or the best ingame shader is a Glitch😆

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#5

Such is the way of illfonic

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#6

What sort of changes would wow you?

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#7

More shaders.

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#8

oh heavens…bring that shit back…because we’ve long for the 300 shader review bonanza.

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#9

The usual stuff people have been begging for since the beginning. But if you really want to blow my socks off…

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#10

Well how can I say no to more shaders. They’re the bread and butter of this game!

#11

Oh I’ll do it! I’ll review them all!

#12

What shader reviews?!


Thats the ONLY fukin shader in game that I like…

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#13

Olive is the best Pred shader!

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#14

Olive makes for a mean muted color melon pred if you use a red skin pattern. However, the true melon men shader is something that I will always cherish.

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#15

This is true. Olive is the second best Pred shader!

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#16

Putting the melon shader (Nova) on all the masks instead of just alpha and samurai.

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#17

Sussy Baka

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#18

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#19

1 year ago I started reviewing the shaders in the game. I gave up because I stopped caring but I will bring them back if this next update is good.

Smh even those who use pink preds have a better taste in shaders than those olive users.

#20

This is why I am the shader king and you are the shader peasants!