Lets say you are a Robber

But you only steal things that inconvenience the person you are robbing. What are you stealing?

Ill start. The tabs on all your sodas or canned beverages. The labels in your canned good. And lastly the power button to the remote

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I would just rearrange shit to they had no idea how it moved.
Better yet, add things.

XD

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Their entire house, boy will they really be inconvenienced then.

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You monster.
Typical alohan behavior.

XD

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Condoms

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Replace the salt with the sugar.

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  • The toilet seats
  • Extension cords
  • All of there forks and bowls, but I would replace them with plastic knives and styrofoam bowls.
  • All of their remote controller batteries and replacement batteries
  • Their calendars
  • And finally I’d reset all of their clocks and alarm clocks to different times
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These are all great.

I will steal the pillow but leave the case.

Take the cardboard out of the toilet paper roll

I will replace all pens with pens that have one letter of ink on them!

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All toilet paper and tissues, any birth control, plus I cut the heads off of every appliance cord. And if they have any type of talking birds, I teach it to mock them when they cry.

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One shoe from every pair they own

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I would steal all their videogames and only leave hunting grounds

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I would let one of the tyres on their wheelchair down , but then steal their pump .

You’re just evil.

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I would add some laxative to the liquid refreshments in the house and steal all the toilet paper and anything that could be used to whipe your ass.

I’m more machine now than man…twisted and e-vil.

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Commence evil laughter.
Hah.
Haha.
Haha ha hah.

tenor

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Charging cords
Board game pieces
Half of their credit cards
Power cords
Door knobs
Piping
Random floorboards, especially on stairs
The air in their tires

How long do you think you have to rob this house? 🤔 it sounds like you would have contractors in 😄

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I wasn’t given a time limit

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