MASS-SHAPPOPPY: I DID SOMETHING WRONG TODay....GOING TO JAIL NOW!

#1

I think i will be haunted by this for the rest of my life!
Guess what it is !!!

I might go socho media JAIL for this…
…TODAY, i went to the Dollastore and welp, I scooped up my usually, Hand cream moisturziure, menthol, superglue, condoms…then I saw the chashier who was the regular cash lady for the last 6 years…OMG…then GUESS WHAT HAPPENED???

#2

Alright Mass, if you’re going to jail I’ll provide you with the top 5 things you should keep in your prison wallet at all times once you get on the inside.
You’ll know my contact when you see him.

Also what happened next? Did you proceed to sniff the entire bottle of superglue?

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#3

Drop the soap.

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#5

So the ugly cashier said to me: “Hot date tonight?” and I said
“Nope, my toilets backed up and the pipes are about to burst.”
and then she says “That’s what they all say.*wink *wink ;);)”

then i go…“ew cringy”

#6

flushing your ass dildos so your mom doesn’t find them MIGHT have something to do with that…

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#7

DON’T
DROP
THE
SOAP