Well let me tell you. MassImpact is going to have none of that!
I was worried that something had happened to you. I hope to see you in the jungle again!
I will be in that jongo! Sweatin my ass off.
Are you still playing this game?
damn it. I wanted to fight you again. Anyway, I’m glad you’re okay.
That’s why you went away, you just wanted to watch all of Seinfeld.
Ain’t you dead?
Welcome back to the world my creation!
I’ve got a machete the size of my arm, yall wanna fight with that?
That machete is the size of a normal man’s arm
Look at the downward perspective of that photograph.
Oh shit yeah now I see it my bad, how many inches is it? I think mines around 24 inches, I’m guessing the one in the picture is the same?
Well, lemme grab the measuring tape.
It’s just a beater I got online for clearing briars at my cabin
I’m not especially tall but I’m built like a fucking neanderthal so it throws the perspective of the image off with my meat paws.
So around the same, and are you a caveman or some shit? A French caveman.
Being dead serious I have like 3-4x as much Neanderthal dna as the average man does (1-2% for average, about 5-8% for me). So yes, I am literally caveman.
I have to bring my own lab gloves sometimes, as they don’t have size sasquatch in stock on occasion. I could probably choke a coyote out in a very literal interpretation of singlehandedly
AND IM NOT FRENCH GODDAMN YOU