Melons are Perverts! Grapes Live Forever!

Yes its true! They are perverts! They like the taste of …water.

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Step into my windowless van.

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If your Melon tastes of nothing but water you need to learn how to buy things that are ripe like wtf!

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What

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ANGRY PAPA MELON
Big talk for a group that if you remove the G you become the perverts.

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EVIL!

Yes.
Yes you are.

You RED Fiend!!! You can never knock down the power of the Grapes! Food of the gods!

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He must be mistaking us for our distant cousin…

The cantelopes.

For real tho, who buys unripe melons lmao

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Ummm idk. Maybe someone who is making homemade alcohol maybe idk

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Only someone with a perverted mind would stoop so low and use a joke like that.

We welcome you with open arms

The words of an impostor melon mean nothing! you belong with these heathenous grapes.

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Melons>Grapes

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