I know its a little early but WHY NOT?! JEBUXZZ CHRIST! WHHY THE HELL NOT>!!!JHAA
Must be a very early Christmas! OMG!!!
AN SOB is gonna die.
MErry Christmas E EVERYONE!
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Idk why you’re so obsessed with this fucking stupid frog. And asking you is just gonna get you to spew the madness you usually do.
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Watch your tone when talking about pepe the frog! 👉🏻
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Indeed, why not? If you’re in the mood, you can celebrate whenever you want.
Fak yu
Eat a bag of human shit…you mutt.
Go fuck a walrus
No, do not fuck a walwus all over my christmas!
See you weasels in the game. Play for fun, for having fun, as fans, remember.
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I have an ex who looked like a walrus.
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Merry Christmas everyone! And a happy new year!
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Maybe this upcoming year, illfonic will finally be shut down
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MERRY CHRISTMAS
to the tune of Feliz Navidad
The police nabbed my dad
The police nabbed my dad
The police nabbed my dad
And confiscated our crystal lab.
The police nabbed my dad
The police nabbed my dad
The police nabbed my dad
And confiscated our crystal lab.
Can’t make the bail now he’s missing Christmas
No Christmas gifts cause we’re off the good list
No Christmas cheer cause it’s jail where he sits
And it’s breaking all our hearts.
I wanna wish you a Merry Methmas
The Feds said I’m off the good list
But I was moved onto a watchlist
Cause cooking meth is art.
The police nabbed my dad
The police nabbed my dad
The police nabbed my dad
And confiscated our crystal lab.
The police nabbed my dad.
The police nabbed my dad.
The police nabbed my dad
And confiscated our crystal lab.
I’m gonna make it a Merry Christmas
Prison won’t be where dad sits
I’m gonna make it a Merry Methmas
When I break him out of jail.
I’m gonna make it a Merry Christmas
Prison won’t be where dad sits
I’m gonna make it a Merry Methmas
When I break him out of jail.
The police nabbed my dad
The police nabbed my dad
The police nabbed my dad
And confiscated our crystal lab.
The security is bad
The security is bad
The security is bad
And I’m gonna free my dad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Crackmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Methmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Methmas
From the bottom of my heart.
I’m gonna wish you a Merry Crackmas
I’m gonna wish you a Merry Crackmas
I’m gonna wish you a Merry Methmas
By putting all our drugs on sale.
I just freed my dad
I just freed my dad
I just freed my dad
And rebuilt the old crystal lab.
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Merry Christmas!
HAVE A MERRY GOOD MASSTIME!
Festivus?
Flavum.
You missed the reference.
You failure.