MYGAs With Attitude! Listen up!! (MWA - "Straight outta Medkits" mixtape coming soon!! Make Yautja Great Again!)

So, some of you should know better, Some of you do. But I am getting fucking tired of watching people who clearly know how to play this game be toxic little cuhnts towards people who are trying to figure this mess of a game out.

People who;

  • Chase down a Predator who is in a state of shock because wristblade tracking is STILL fucking trash. It isn’t like the movies, sorry. Wristblades are to Fireteam what candy is to pedos, except in this scenario the Pred/pedo gets stabbed to death!! GGs!!

  • T-bag a Predator/Fireteam player who is obviously learning the game. Throw a medkit, that’s the universal sign of “Never mind, happens to us all. GGs!”

  • Dickheads who spam Reinforcement radio when they should be silent. Who is dead? Who is still alive? Who is clearly demonstrating they know what they are doing? Exactly. Shut up, learn something.

  • People on the Forum being little crybabies because they got owned and accusing good players of “muh hacks n muh exploits”

Stop being cuhnts. We need to protect these new players, help them and guide them, otherwise this game will really be fucking dead.

Simple. If I am on your squad and you act like a dickhead, don’t expect any respect or assists. I will troll you, horribly.

EDIT: Holy shit on a lollipop stick!! The calibre of new players is some of the best I have seen since Year 1. Not even joking!! There is something in the air, the water or maybe it’s all that cocaine stashed in the piggies!! But something great is happening out there in the jungle!! This game is ALIVE!!! YES!!

yes,.agreed and we also don’t want to mamma people. If you don’t have anything nice to say, keep your trap shut.

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Ark at eee, fuck off back to MARS you bot! I wasn’t asking you, jog on muppet.

i know. i dont practice what i preach. I always lay it down on the line!

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A line?? Chop me up a phat one, stop fucking being selfish with all of that Martian marching powder.

If the game allowed body slamming of other FT members, i would do so.

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This game was built to restrict people like you, accept it and move on.

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if doing so were a ban, i would have been banned long time ago!

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^^^ Oi! Devs!! Pay attention!! Mass is confessing sins here!! Give me Admin Privs, so I can slap people with the ban hammer!!!

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God can’t save you either!! But, whiskey might go some way in making me settle down a little. Just make sure it’s Bourbon, there’s a reason why Irish and Scots are so twisted up and violent.

You’re that irish guy on the youtube streaming gaming right? So many names here i forget sometimes.

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Yup. That’s me!! Now come, and witness the legend himself!! Cooking Bots and slapping thots!!

Here is an example of me being nice to new players;

I don’t exactly “mamma” them as you so eloquently put it, but I try to bring some balance to the Force. You can blame @TheSenate for that, I am just his loyal apprentice and not responsible for my actions.

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Yo yo yo my MYGA’s!!

Eazy V on the motherfuckin M-I-C dropping a demo of my upcoming mixtape, launching my Limewire career with my brand new Etch-A-Skech-9000 soundlab and Disney keyboards for the hottest sounds y’all!!

Straight Outta Medkits
Crazy mf’rs on Airstrip
So you know there’s a whole lotta crates to rip

But when it’s Sonya
Call a cor’na
He get’s killed then he gonna snitch on ya!

You too Bots if you fuck wid me!
The IRS are gonna have to com’n get me
Out dat tree!

Cos that’s where I’m hidin!!
Buzz’s whip drag’n me around Headquarters
I be flyin!

Round n round!
Izzy gettin Dizzy!
Mix d’Vert in m’Sprite n it get’n fizzy! F’shizzy!!

Then wid a Light STAB/hvy STAB
Now you bleedin’!!
I see you sucka n now you wish you’d stay sleepin’!!

Every map I go
They say DAMN!!
Fuckin Venny be ignoring reinforce again!

Cos when I’m leadin
I’m leadin Fireteam into shit
Cos we crazy and we straight outta medkits!!

starts cuttin n choppin on the kitchen stove pretending they’re Technics

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BOOOOOOOOOOIIII!!

Fuck all you broke ass hoes n bums!! MC Venny is numba 1!! Now all you fyne ladies can form an orderly queue and I will sign those…well…those…whatever those deflated looking balloons you call boobs be!!

I am best Fireteam!! I am best Predator!! My hacks are unbeatable!!

CHANGE MY MIND!! If you can find it that is!! YARRRR!!