NEW FIRETEAM DLC CONFIRMED

Name: @REYNOSO_FUA11

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New weapon: laser beam (.001 dmg per second)

HOWEVER due to @REYNOSO_FUA11’s wisdom and humbleness, the laser beam’s damage is increased to 300 dmg per hit, and enabling friendly fire for @REYNOSO_FUA11 alone. Friendly fire also deals 300 dmg per hit

other stuff

  • 200,000 health points
  • 200,000 stamina points
  • 10 feet length steps (max speed)
  • 50 gear points
  • 50 perk points

Specs: fanatic, field medic, duelist, and NEW SPEC, Gold Star. Gold star gives @REYNOSO_FUA11 the ability to bathe in shit instead of mud on the map at any given time. Being covered in shit has the same effects of muddying up, but lasts twice as long and grants a full ammo resupply

New perk: sexy (1 perk pt).When seeing @REYNOSO_FUA11 for the first time of the match, male predators will get a boner lasting for 5 seconds and female predators will twerk for 5 seconds. When a predator damages @REYNOSO_FUA11, predator will take a shit lasting for 1 and a half seconds

Price: 4 bucks. Half off discount only applying to @Fire

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I’m buying

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Wipes tear from eye
Now THAT’S some FUCKING ART!!!

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