NEW GAME IDEA #GETSOMEw

listen up ya BAG OF DICKS! Using the PHG engine and set in medieval Romania you can play as either COUNT MOTHERFUCKING DRACULA or one of 4 VAMPIRE HUNTERS. Games start either at sunset or at night and the game gets increasingly dark or light out. Dracula takes damage when in direct sunlight and must stay in the shadows with him becoming either stronger or weaker as the game continues based upon the former scenario. Different objectives can be based on the time of day in which the game begins. One mission will start during the day where Dracula must make it to his castle where he will be in full power and nearly impossible to destroy upon arrival. As night closes in Dracula gains powers such as wolf form. During the day vampire hunters have greater access to supplies with them becoming increasingly rare during the vampire’s nocturnal splendor. This would be one of the greatest games of ALL TIME based on an all time LITERARY CLASSIC. I know I’m more well read and LITERARY then all you SCUMBAGS but don’t HATE and be GREAT by urging ILLFONIC TO MAKE THIS FUCKING GAME IMMEDIATELY!! #GETSOME

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@REYNOSO_FUA11

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interesting concept

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I’d play it

I remember a half life mod called vampire hunter which was a lot of fun

I’d even go a step further and add other monsters like the Wolfman, the Creature, Mr Hyde and the Hunchback

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The champ out here making PHG look like a joke with just words alone, not that he needs to do much.

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I doubt that. Twilight Novels are hardly the pinnacle of modern English literature, and your Hentai collection doesn’t count either.

TEAM EDWARD 4LIFE BITCH

The Prosecution rests its case, your Honour.

l i t e r a r y

Knowledge of literature… A couple of lame vampire novels hardly count as having knowledge of literature. While the definition is short, it is meant that someone who is a literary has knowledge of a wide range of literature.

Next.

guess im an idiot

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Are you saying that peoples hentai collections don’t count as the pinnacle of modern English literature?

giphy(1)

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Perhaps I could edify you by reciting entire ancient texts that I’ve committed to memory? Or maybe share with you plays I’ve written which rival those of SHAKESPEARE? Or maybe I could DESTROY your soul with mere WORDS? The choice is yours but either way it’s mandatory you #GETSOME!!

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Destroy my soul with words?? I have no soul, good luck. And Furrforest plays don’t count either.

Oh you have a SOUL. And I plan to DEVOUR it #GETSOME

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Rey, settle down. Take a deep breath. Your Hentai collection is amazing, there is no dispute about that… Here, play with this tentacle.

See you have a good idea and some edgelord douchebag tries to sabotage it. You’re like the guy who was jealous of MOZART

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Tentacle? Well alright then but I fail to see why there would be tenta- OH MY GOODNESS!

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Mozart is alright, overrated but still decent. I’m more of a Chopin guy.
Same with art, Picasso and Van Gogh were overrated. Dali was far superior.

And I was fine with your idea until you decided you were some Lord of Literature and claim to be better than, and I quote, ā€œall you SCUMBAGSā€ (it’s actually ā€œall OF you SCUMBAGSā€, Lord Literacy lol). ā€˜All you’ would include me, so here I am. Careful what you wish for.

If the king made it, ill play it

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