New game mode: Alpha Hunt

#42

Thanks

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#43

no thank you. believe it not, i dont really want to meet any of you. i just want to click play and have matchmaking be functional and make sense. no thanks but i appreciate the invite into your social circle.

#44

This would require social skills…

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#45

Adorbs

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#46

it would require a desire for me to actually want to know you as well which is impossible

#47

ARE YOU SAYING I SHOULD ACTUALLY INTERACT WITH OTHER PEOPLE IN THIS TINY GAME?

Its a miracle people have made it this far with just server browsers & niche titles. Or try to find a group for any game made before 2015.

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#48

Here mah dog:

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He my boating & fishing buddy!

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#49

bro im the son of a computer programmer. i was using dial up to get on BBS and play games in the late 80’s. you think i have time or interest in meeting some random gamers? i dont. sorry but i got like a job and shit. also i dont care. i just want matchmaking. and anyway you’re not the devs and i dont even know why youre posting in my thread in the feedbak forum. sounds like you all need a life. i think thats whats going on here. i have a life already. i dont need more friends.

#50

Very floofy

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#51

oh here we go

look out look out

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#52

i have online friends that i’ve had for 15 years.

and yes a real life computer programmer with a million dollars in the bank lolll. sorry boys. dont have time to circle jerk with you all and get a group going

#53

He is very floofy, loves boating and fishing with meh.

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#54

you guys seriously do this every night? you just post on these forums? i come here maybe once every 2-3 weeks and its like THE SAME PEOPLE. good lord bro’s. come on. go do something. this thread is meant for the devs.

#55

You can just buy illfonic then you trust fund baby and implement your tiered matchmaking for a game averaging 500 players tops what are you waiting for

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#56

dude it takes a whole team to build a game. i mean i could just learn the unreal engine and do wahtever i want and trust me i could do that. but why. i am published in 13 times in about 10 literary magazines. i ahve other hobbies

#57

Really pulling out the entire resume to try and impress ppl you think you are above too good to play with.

I haven’t seen ego like this in a fucking minute. Ya want me to pull out my old college & med school applications and start reading?

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#58

lmao Its already made just walk up to the CEO and hand him your million dollar investment for creative control of the tiny team still working on this game what’s the problem? Works for EA.

They will kneel and rework everything for you or leave

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#59

hilarious that you think this is meant to impress. its just real life. sorry if you feel impressed or small or wahtever. i cant even talk about reality with making you feel bad i guess. idk. make some more jokes about suicide and tell me i suck or wahtever. whatever makes you feel better

#60

So tell me how this is relevant then.

Also, bad idea to get into a pp measuring contest with a bunch of trolls who don’t play the game anymore.

#61

yeah whats the problem except everything you said would be stupid and not work and not make sense and pointless and not real etc etc funny tho