The jury finds people guilty, or not, dumbass. A lawyer just argues his/her case in hopes to convince a jury of said case.
No one cares who Wright is. He, and by extension you, by choosing him, are Wrong. And woefully misinformed on the legal system… or mentally deficient… or both. Probably both.
My firm is made up of actual real people who at least play them on TV.
Enjoy getting your suit thrown out, and the counter suit, ya furry beeeeeeeeeeiiiitch!
Also, I’m way too fat to fit in a locker. You couldn’t shove this champion dad-bod anywhere!