No update today?

it is very possible and very probable Today because we had the predator wolf dlc on March 3! so why not now since it’s May 3rd!!!

Imagine New Dlc Avp Chopper Scar Celtic Suit Dlc Wolf !!!

I’m playing as the serpent hunter!!

Why wouldn’t you guys accept that there won’t be any update this month ?😕

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No no i D ’ ont care

Trust me, you’ll see in a few hours I was right.

Wasnt the “update” the 2 year video which even included people who admit they dont play the game anymore? Welldone illfonic

It would be mighty nice of them to confirm that no other update is expected for 2 year anniversary cause we’re here, like idiots, still taking/wishing for it.

Then we’d be able to move on the the ‘fak you Illfonic for no update for 2 year anniversary’ posts.

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Communication would be nice, that’s one of those things they said they would improve on a while back. Glad to see they’ve improved from nothing to “we’ll let you know” followed by nothing.

They brought Kass onboard so now she can definitely confirm that she’s telling them about all of our concerns.

  1. Realize that there’s a communication issue
  2. Bring Kass onboard
  3. Issue resolved

(I stole the business model from south park episode about gnomes and underwear)

What exactly is the point of hiring Damage Control if you aren’t actually going to fix the damage anyway?
Tax writeoffs?
Hiring quota?

To make it look like the problem is being addressed. Whether it’s successful is a different matter.

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How happy is much blamed illfonic’s lot
The base forgotten, by update forgot
Eternal sunshine of a detached mind
No new mode offered, no comment to find.

-If Alexander Pope subscribed to PHG content

Indisputable tier list.

I want to hear why Kass thinks both AvPs were somehow better than the entirety of the rest of the pred franchise though lool

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I am a shameless Paul Anderson simp and will not apologize :p

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He only directed AvP1

Oh I just think avp2 is hilarious and reads as intentionally camp to me.

Campier than the halloween scene, ironman suit, and lobotomized dogs vomiting grenades in The Predator(2018)?

AvP2 pizza delivery guy has nothing on the predator busting out his google translate and broadcasting that the 10 year old autistic child was the greatest hunter among them.

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I legit laughed so much I have stitch, perfect summary lmmfao

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