Bro, i know what you feeling. Do you have those sudden night sweats or those times when it burns when you pee?
I get you. You suffer from PHG PTSD and we here at MASS SIVE PEPE can help you!
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Mass you have a UTI, go to the doctor and get some damn antibiotics ffs.
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It was a urithra stricture. Not std or some kind of nasty drink.
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Fucking ouch. Hope you got that taken care of alright.
It healed in a months times.
Are… are you okay right now though?
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happened a while ago. Just…don’t squeeze when you pee.
Don’t tell me you tried to make a pressure washer out of your piss.
Just don’t squeeze when you go…let it flow freely!
By squeeze i mean with you hands. Just don’t apply any pressure with your hands for any reason whatsoever!
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Will not do that anytime soon then. You learned that the hard way, I take it.
Mass you could have come to me sooner. I’m in pre med school and know a lot of remedies that can increase comfort and help treatment go better.
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dude, i spent a month drinking…smoking…just literally trying anything to numb the pain. Pain killers did nothing. Even getting high was still slightly eleviating. but ultimaitely I was in no condition to be free.
Beating it off was fine. but the pissing was fucked up.
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Okay, well I’m glad you’re feeling better now, but next time please @ me or direct message me for any medical things. I’m usually browsing here in my lab downtimes, and am more than happy to help out with any issues or even health related questions.
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It seems to me like a relatively common affliction. But when I google the shit, I can’t get anything but STD or tract infection shit. There is literally NOTHING on urtithra strictures for men.
So if you’re experimental…try it yourself! Squeeze with your fingers on the shaft while Pissing to stop or slow it down…and forgive me god…it will happen. I can bet it will happen the first time you try. So…do, Do NOT TRY…DO!
and then wait for it the next morning.
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https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/urethral-stricture/symptoms-causes/syc-20362330
https://www.urologyhealth.org/urology-a-z/u/urethral-stricture-disease
Here are some of my go to medical resources that have articles on urethral structure.
I’d go and get evaluated by a doctor just in case (if you already haven’t), as you likely have some residual scar tissue that may cause a urethral stricture again, and it’s relatively simple to go in and look.
Believe me, i did go and seek two doctors one family and one drop in.
Both concluded through urinal samples that there was no tract or std viruses.
If I drank something that could not be filtered, well i know by now it was not there case because i was with family that night before and we had nothing to eat that was a problem.
And I recalled vividly the moment I did so with the squeeze move. I thought it wasn’t anything.
Its like those times when you thought your pissing went off target because you beated the night before…but no. Its when you squeeze when urinating and stopping the flow of urine coming out. It would stop flowing then push through in an odd direction and just continue. I wouldn’t feel anything at the moment other than the strange pissing direction. No pain either.
I don’t even understand why people haven’t even documented this shit.
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Ok that’s good. If you’ve already been seen then I think you’re fine. And have likely learned a few things.
So moral of the story is don’t grip the snake too hard when aiming, I guess?
Not a guess. For real. Women don’t have that problem. They have nothing to grip! But women just have it happen…which is sad.
Yeah. It can be cause by a few very common things, but is less common in women than men since their urethra is more protected.
All I recall was playing Uncharted 4 on PS4 all month long with an mysterious pain.
Pain = pissing carbonated lemon juice that was so painful that you needed to brace your knees against the bowl.
Remember Mass, when telling this story to others, you didn’t get it from vise-gripping the trouser snake, you got it from having too much sex with a lot of women. Terminal Stud-itis.
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