PIRATE TOP NOTCH!!

just killed a bunch of little PUNKS with him. Best money I spent this month. Actually got my dad to pay for it. I’m a huge JOHNNY DEPP guy though so go figure. Didn’t buy Amazon as I think playing as a BITCH strays too far from the ARCHETYPE. Obviously Predator is meant to be a MAN. What do you guys think? LOVE yelling “SHIVER ME TIMBERS” as I shove my AXE up someone’s ASS. Sometimes I also yell “WALK THE PLANK N…” into my PS5 controller as I MURDER someone playing as DANTE. #GETSOME

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Why did you use to play with Valkyrie then?

@Fire 👀

I was trying to go woke and date this FEMINIST chick

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Champ….Pirates a Women 😶

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that’s right “CHAMP” you know what’s LEGIT son

What?

Your post earlier

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🤣🤣🤣
I’m surprised you didn’t notice

Not a woman champ. She identifies as a male. Some people on here clearly have no respect for the trans community.

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If we have that logic, then tell that to the Bionic Predator 🙃

Why don’t you respect trans rights, Nomad?

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I do, do you?

OH LMAO.

Yeah well this guys a fucking rètard so I’m not surprised.

You realize you bought Both new characters right I believe that amazon has better drip than pirate at the moment.

I had my dad pay for it. didn’t cost me anything

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You talking about a bunch of potatoes right ?
Cuz there’s no win for you against Pre-Mades
Lol

If you did, you would respect Pirate preds pronouns. Illfonic went woke and made a trans pred. Deal with it.

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The champ.

The pirate.

The sex.

It’s all coming together