Everytime someone posts an “Gimme 87 JH cuz I didn’t preorder” thread/comment, God kills a puppy…
#puppylivesmatter
(Spoke to God, he’s onboard. Fixed it 👍🏼)
Please don't do this
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No no not the puppies. Tell him to get rid of all the cats.
Nope. God’s a cat person, He has hundreds and He loves them dearly. Puppies piss all over His throne and hump Jesus’s legs, so He said puppies have to go.
But puppies are cute and listen unlike the rebel cats. They belong to the devil.
Blasphemy! The Egyptians kept cats for a reason. Dogs lick their butts constantly and will fuck anything, even stuffed animals🙄 Cats have style, taste and finesse. If cats don’t like you, they’re probably right about something 😈
And what happen to them. They all died no?
All animals love me. Cats lick there ass holes as well so idk you are in about. Cats also like to stick their asses in ur face
They ascended. The intergalactic cat people came and relieved them of their hardships on Earth, now they live with Catgirls on a planet where weed grows as big as oak trees, where cats bring you edibles and Catgirls massage you all day.
Cats. Get with the program.
It’s a sign of affection🤣 Like booty twerking, but with slightly more Grace.
Dogs is where its at. Nothing beats the love my pitbull gives me when I come home
Finally, someone with some sense, I never understood why people have such a boner for pre order exclusives, it’s in the game, you didn’t do anything miraculous to get it, you bought it early, and I’m willing to actually support the game and it’s devs by paying for it.
I gave up on this game once I reached lvl 100, and just now came back to it, I’m astounded as to how much HASN’T changed with this game XD
I really could care less I mean the Elder Predator pretty much has the same armor as him and you can get the jungle Hunter 87’s mask in the field lockers once you get that you basically can look just like him :v
Yea unfortunately nothing is gonna change. This game was just a cash grab on the IP.