Post your PARODY ONE-LINERS that aren't in "Predator" films

This is a parody one liner thread for Predator!!!
Make it up the way you heard it!

State who spoke it by stating “~ Not- Character” at the end of the quote.

OK!!! LETS GO!!

After the son-of a bitch line.
“It’s not like I eat peanuts all day!” - Not- Dillion

NOW IF YOU MISTAKENLY POSTED QUOTES, FIX YOUR SHIT U FOOLS!!

Cia got you pushin too many pencils…had enough?

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Bleed you bastard

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what the hell are you? (jungle hunter mimicry version)

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If it got tits, we can milk it. ~Not- Dutch

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I’m going to bleed REAL SLOW…got a tissue? ~Not Mac

If it bleeds we can kill it…

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If it’s meat we can grill it. ~ Not-Dutch

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if it’s feet we can lick it

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God yes esp. 6ft tall goth mommies fffffffffffffffffff

if its peanuts we can eat it. If its money we can spend it. If its beer we can drink it.