Post YOUR videos!

[JelouGaming]

LMAO

I don’t have any russian friends. Matter of fact I can’t recall the last time I played with any of them aside from that day. And most of them don’t like the fact that I exploit pretty much everything I can.

But don’t worry, I love it when people call me cheater when I play legit, so, from now on I will make sure I bring every little exploit I have under my belt; hyper knife, auto-parry, lag switch, forbidden classes, scripted key sequences, you name it. Next time you see me you won’t survive a minute, and you won’t see it coming because… oh that’s right… you can change your display name after every match if you play on steam… lmao

[Synja]

@JelouGaming

most of them don’t like the fact that I exploit pretty much everything I can.

But don’t worry, I love it when people call me cheater when I play legit

You do realize those two things negate each other, right? You can’t play legit if you exploit everything. Derp.

@JelouGaming

I bring every little exploit I have under my belt; hyper knife, auto-parry, lag switch, forbidden classes, scripted key sequences, you name it. Next time you see me you won’t survive a minute

Bring it on. The more I can get the game patched, the more people will play it and the more fun it will be. Bring it!

[Synja]

Good example of how the fanatic bug is still in use. Have sent to the developers, so it will be patched soon however, along with its permanence. At 10:58 you can see him helping the fanatic user activate it, and at 11:06 you can see the fanatic player using it.

[VENN7eance]

@JelouGaming

Next time you see me you won’t survive a minute, and you won’t see it coming because… oh that’s right… you can change your display name after every match if you play on steam… lmao

Damn!! I felt that burn from the other side of the planet lmao I don’t understand why he hates the Russians so much, it can’t be just the violations he got in-game. It has to be some deep seeded hatred or something.

Honestly, they are all some of the nicest and funniest people I have met through playing this game. I have been livestreaming all day and Craft has been terrorising me in chat for hours, so I don’t understand the issue. And Lucky_Peach is too sweet and forgiving, she doesn’t understand the nuances of our language and doesn’t want any conflict.

But I’ll be fucking damned before I let some rando newbie start dragging my friends name through the mud because he couldn’t beat them despite slam spamming and abusing pistols…he just needs to let it go, be a man and apologise for making a mistake. Jesus, I have to apologise to a handful of people every single day and I’m still alive.

Don’t forget to record the footage Jelou!! I’ll crack open a fresh beer and raise a toast to you!! GGs!!

[VENN7eance]

@JelouGaming

That’s lag.

You understand that when you see a ping value, that value is still delayed, right? Just like when people disconnect, crash, etc. but it takes a few seconds for the host to process and for you to see it. It is not instant.

And with how things are lately across several games, Pings are insane sometimes. I had a match with two of the players reaching 200ms It happens, but people are too quick to start throwing around accusations and end up making themselves look silly.

@JelouGaming

The lag could be on either end, his or yours, but since you point out that you are almost always suffering from delayed actions, I would argue it seems you have some bad latency issues. Either you are on wifi, your router or your ISP is having issues.

Bloody Burger King wi-fi in the back of a van that’s had it’s wheels clamped in the car park probably lmmfao

I honestly do not think we could explain it any clearer but some people are so stubborn. I salute you for trying…

[Synja]

What a hypocrite. In one sentence you shame a player for using a legit technique you think is an exploit. In the next sentence you praise an actual cheater. Good to know you have no morals, and are only salty b/c I called you out as a poser: for thinking ascii is a programming language, and that you claim to code at age 4. Both are lies, btw. The only reason I called you out on them, is b/c you act like a psycho hopped up on pain meds, with no personality of your own. You want a slam? There it is.

Close the Shed! Close the Shed!!

[VENN7eance]

@Courier Can we just please lock this thread now. It’s been violated and it’s more about slander than people being able to post their matches.

[LowMercyWolf]

No please don’t! I need something interesting to come back to in my miserable life, this gives me some form of entertainment 😂😂 all jokes

[Synja]

It’s only slander if it’s spoken. It’s only libel if it were untrue. This is neither. It’s a new thing, called accountability. If you can’t handle the horns, stay away from the bull.

[LowMercyWolf]

Ok chill out J Jonah Jameson 😂😂

[VENN7eance]

@LowMercyWolf

No please don’t! I need something interesting to come back to in my miserable life, this gives me some form of entertainment 😂😂 all jokes

It is almost like when DeadEyeBuddha was here…and I’m not entirely convinced this is not him, all grown up and still a shit talking trouble making bot lmmfao

[Synja]

Lol.

[DEEZKNUGHTZ]

Idk where else to post this, but it’s fkn cool:

[VENN7eance]

SR-71!!! SWEET!! Those RC Jets are fucking lethal, I’m surprised they are not classed as Firearms lol

[VENN7eance]

Now this is pod-racing!! GGs to these guys, fearless and up for the fight!! An Oni Predator is nothing to joke around with…watch, and learn!!

[Synja]

Those things leaked fuel like nobodies business on the ground, but man they sealed up in the air. Thing of beauty.

[VENN7eance]

The REAL Legend has returned…

Get some of this madness! Live and Direct from Fireteam FM!! Broadcasting across the globe, from jungle to jungle, we wrecking shit!!

[Madisyn_Skye]

No, don’t lock the thread. Clean it up. And get the people who are clogging it up to post in the thread Deez already made for this back and forth whateverthefuck y’all are doing.

[Madisyn_Skye]

Which fanatic bug? There was two. One was patched, this is the current one.

[Synja]

It seems this bug requires a teammate to shoot a barrel for you. I let the devs know. It’s still a barrel bug though. Should be patched in a week at most.