Predator 5 is fucked already and I'm heartbroken.

The unfortunate truth.

Lol.

Example please my mind is blanking on lucky moments from the movies

Dutch crawling to the exact location where his trap is set.

While that is luck I wouldn’t say that’s enough to prove that luck nessacary to beat a Pred

Agreed. It depends on the situation, but it may still be in the equation for the new movie.

I don’t have high hopes for it. But based on what been revealed all the criticism is just shooting in the dark

And The predator movies werent fucking slow paced?
How long until fucking pred actually does anything?

The boring fool so far is you.
Guess you live up to your name lame ass nerd.

Just thinking about the current social climate we find ourselves in, and the fact that "breaking gender norms " is in the friggin first press release, I’d say it’s completely FUBAR.

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P1 and P2 are not slow paced. There’s plenty of action sequences. The dialogue makes sense, it’s clear what’s happening and at no time have I ever fallen asleep during them. I’ve had to fight to stay awake in nearly every anime I’ve seen. They suck. As do you, you sucking fool. And cut that mullet-tail-thing off!

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This is every thinking person’s opinion of anime… watch, learn and accept.

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I find that perfectly fine. They wanted to make a girl the hero. Perhaps the ā€˜breaking the gender’ norms was a bit much of a reveal considering the climate, like they wanted to be safe from cancel culture and attract some new audience.

You’re fucking Hostile dude, @Fire . Give it a rest, you’re no furry. CHange your furry avatar to something we can understand. This is your last chance!

Ya but look at the record movies have now a days.

They couldn’t even get Mulan right.

Really think they’re going to ba able to do Mulan meats Predator?

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@Fire
Your both wrong
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No, but after a bunch of failures someone is bound to succeed. Who knows, maybe that was the big selling point

After a bunch of failures are we really supposed to have faith?

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Mass shut the fuck up.

You don’t have to, but it’s not fair to knock it just based on that

Theres much more to the movie and you’re going to concentrate on that one detail to conclude if it gets a pass?

I won’t let this dissuade me from seeing the movie with an open mind.

In the Native lore of a tribe whose name escapes my memory, a woman is credited with striking the blow that knocked Custer from his horse and incapacitated him.

Women of the New World both prior to and during European incursion were capable warriors, and fought imperial powers fiercely during the centuries of westward expansion. I’m going to post an excerpt from one of my favorite works of fiction, Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. Work of fiction notwithstanding, he got heavy inspiration for it by reading first-hand accounts of the American West, among other things.

The excerpt -
ā€œA legion of horribles, hundreds in number, half naked or clad in costumes attic or biblical or wardrobed out of a fevered dream with the skins of animals and silk finery and pieces of uniform still tracked with the blood of prior owners, coats of slain dragoons, frogged and braided cavalry jackets, one in a stovepipe hat and one with an umbrella and one in white stockings and a bloodstained wedding veil and some in headgear or cranefeathers or rawhide helmets that bore the horns of bull or buffalo and one in a pigeontailed coat worn backwards and otherwise naked and one in the armor of a Spanish conquistador, the breastplate and pauldrons deeply dented with old blows of mace or sabre done in another country by men whose very bones were dust and many with their braids spliced up with the hair of other beasts until they trailed upon the ground and their horses’ ears and tails worked with bits of brightly colored cloth and one whose horse’s whole head was painted crimson red and all the horsemen’s faces gaudy and grotesque with daubings like a company of mounted clowns, death hilarious, all howling in a barbarous tongue and riding down upon them like a horde from a hell more horrible yet than the brimstone land of Christian reckoning, screeching and yammering and clothed in smoke like those vaporous beings in regions beyond right knowing where the eye wanders and the lip jerks and droolsā€

Long and short of it is that we have the potential for a pretty damn-good movie and I’m going to hope they deliver.

Natives were absolute motherfuckers on the battlefield and the two main reasons that Europeans prevailed was because they got the slightly better end of the Columbian Exchange (for example, we got syphilis and they got smallpox) and playing the lesser native tribes against the larger, stronger tribes.

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Those details, typically are the problem with modern movies.