Why do you make the Predator seem like such an easily killable pussy?, why does the predator take so damn long to heal itself with a medical kit? So you mean to tell me that some advanced alien civilization has mastered killing the donkeyshit out of everything else fast as fuck, but can’t fuckin heal themselves fast as fuck? at all??? and why the hell is it that you can sprint like Usain Bolt in second wind but you can’t leap away? PREDS CAN ALWAYS LEAP AWAY IN THE MOVIE. But it isn’t just that, how about the cycling through the weapons wheel when in the middle of four fuckin guys to try and get a melee weapon out only to get your asshole ripped open four different ways because instead of the wheel picking the right weapon it switches on you last second, so you choke on a dick and die. How about the fact that in fireteam mode when you go to press the action button to proceed with mission objectives your gun reloading overrides this and reloads FIRST like SAY WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO GET THE Fuck IN THE CHOPPER AND A PRED IS SLICING YOUR ASSHOLE TO YOUR EAR AND YOU FUCKING CHOKE ON A DICK AND FUCKIN DIE WHY BECAUSE YOU A-HOLES DESIGNED THE RELOAD FEATURE TO OVERRIDE WHATEVER THE ACTION BUTTON TELLS YOU TO DO, I GOT MY ASSHOLE RIPPED SO FAR APART AT EXFIL ALL BECAUSE MY FUCKING GUY RELAODED WHEN IT SAID PRESS SQUARE FOR EXFIL, YOU OWE ME A NEW ASSHOLE. OH AND ANOTHER THING< THE FUCKING PREDATOR PERK “OBSERVANT” IT DON"T FUCKIN WORK YOU FUCKIN DILDOS, I WOULD KNOW I BEEN TRYING TO USE IT FOR THREE ROUNDS NOW AND MY PUR HUMAN VISION WAS WHAT GOT ME 2/3 ROUNDS NOT YOUR LAME ASS NO WORKING HAVING ASS PERK, AND THE LAST ROUND WHEN I WAS TRYING TO MAKE SURE IT WASN’T WORKING I GOT MY ASSHOLE FISTED, I MEAN JUST STRAIGHT ALL UP IN THERE, you’re higher than a giraffes pussy if you think this damn game is anywhere near perfect or fixed. You had one job, make the game the Predator deserves and you make him look like a weak lil bitch, and one more thing before I go health for the predators shouldn’t be based on fuckin warrior class that’s fucking bullshit, the rest whatever, but the health based off what warrior type the Pred is??? the Fuck is that cop out shit, oh so because one is the biggest he has the most health? the fast one gets the least? and the one that’s juuuuuuusssst right gets a decent amount? what the Fuck is it with the aliens are they like the most lazy of their fucking kind that they can’t maintain their peak physical health? they are suuuuch an advanced alien, but damn are they so unhealthy with all the red meat they eat, break me off a piece of that bullshit kit kat, because I need a break from that kind of dumbass planning, amount of health based off warrior class, fucking dildos. Did any of the people that helped make this game even watch the real fucking movies? first off Predators don’t hunt solo, but not that I give a heck it’s fun going up against 4, but 2 preds would makes things a whole lot more interesting. If your goal was to make the predator look like a fuckin POOooOOsaay then well fucking done yah cunts, pretty sure my grandma and her two kittens could wrastle this bitch to the ground and force his pred ass into baking fuckin pumpkin pie for thanksgiving like a BITCH for the rest of his BITCH life, because you made the Pred seem like a BITCH, FIX THE FUCKING JUMPING FOR FUVKS SAKE JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST THE Fuck DID WE SPEND ALL THIS MONEY ON YOU LINT LICKERS FOR ONE ROUND A WOUNDED PRED CAN JUMP AND GET AWAY THE NEXT I FUCKING CANT!!! FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK U. FuckK CCKKKK UUUUUHHHHCCKKKKKKKKKKK. I hope Predators are fuckin real dude, so they can come on down and not kill you no, so they can bend you over that predator knee and spank that ass until you get it, way to push out a fucking product that could be slaying the gaming market but has an ass load of fucking problems and glitches instead of doing the quality work and putting in all that craftsmanship, you got your quick fucking buck, congrats fucking douche canoes I DIDN"T EVEN GET A FEW FUCKING KILLS OR CLAIMS THAT FUCKING SHIT IS RIDICULOUS HOW THE Fuck IS IT I RIP SOMEONES SKULL OUT THEY ASSHOOO AND I DON’T GET THE FUCKING CREDIT PHUCKKKKKKKKKKKK THERE IS SO MUCH GODDAMN FUCKING FRUSTRATION AND I DIDN’T EVEN GFUCKING GET ALL THE CONTENT YOU PROMISED WHEN YOU SPEND MONEY ON THE MOST EXSPENSIVE FUCKIN PACKAGE I GOT FUCKING RIPPED THERE TOO, SO Fuck YOU, REALLY, Fuck YOU VERY VERY MUCH. Buncha fuckin assholes all I wanna do is fucking play the game and know I won’t get fucked over by the system WHICH IS YOU NOT OUR CONSOLES SO DON"T EVEN FUCKING TRY IT, and just get fucking spears deep in a bitch I just wanna get the fucking tip wet goddammit, but no here I am fucking hopelessly pleading my fucking asshole case in an asshole way to you assholes over there becasue you made an asshole of a game and make the predator about as strong as an asshole and fucking give half assedholed abilities one asshole round and completely other half assedholed abilities the next asshole round of this asshole fucking game. Go watch the fucking movies again, I mean seriously go sit down in your fuckin asshole house in asshole silicon asshole valley and watch actual fucking good movies on your stinky asshole couch and maybe figure the Fuck out what it really means to be a fucking Predator you fucking wankers, twat waffle halfass don’t wanna put in the extra effort no talent having bitch made ass clown motherfuckers, goddamn I was we could play this game in real virtual suits so i could Space alien spank all your asses, you’re a joke, and the Predator is a joke right now.
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Butthurt much, Deadpool?
I have found that pushing left on the d-pad switches between ur 2 most recent used items
Also predators r solitary hunter’s unless they’re unblooded, and even then they can still work alone
did you not read? My asshole is bleeding profusely, now come lick it up
for christ sake I can fit whole new things inside my gaping asshole that I couldn’t before, come take a look for yourself, Fuck. come and see a world you never knew existed, inside my gaping wounded asshole
watch the movie Predators with Adrien Brody that’s the real way they do shit
Bro none of them worked together in that
They only come to earth to test themselves and to see what advancements they can make, as well as what ones the humans have made, then they alter their tactics. The real games are on a planet of lush jungle where they have you get hunted by alien dogs and there’s definitely more than solo, you only see what hollywood wants you to see. That’s why most of the movies have been ONE alien, just because most of the movies show one thing doesn’t make it standard, it just makes it common.
wrong, only one didn’t work with them and he got his head cut off in the end, all the others were killed by people and the last one on screen was too, now I know you don’t pay attention
the people started even in the beginning after they found each other they got chased by the hounds then the hounds got called off after a couple got murked, then it showed three different predators with the fourth tied up in the back, what are you even talking about. lol, you really haven’t seen that movie at all.
one Predator even put his guns down and fought the mofo that was weilding a samurai sword, and then he died with that guy in the fucking field, another pred ripped the prisoner dudes spine and skull out of his back right after that guy killed one of the other preds.
Go rewatch the movie*****you’ll blow your own mind, you said it yourself it’s been ten years my dude, besides we are all stuck inside so why not, but yes dude I was sooooo buthurttttt fuckin buttest of the fuckin hurrrttttest the amount of dumb fuckin glitchy shit that happens at key moments got way up in that ass tonight. but you should really go rewatch that movie, because you got a sliver of it right, but it’s just a good movie in general, and you’ll see what I described
Go read the comics, from old generation stories up to now then come back to me, you know nothing Jon Snow. Lol. your point stands on sand, just because you say it first doesn’t make it accurate, you clearly have never read a story or bother looking into anything Yautja related. AVP1? really, you pick the one movie with the worst storyline and completely inaccurate hunting setting, there was a reason that movie didn’t do good, lol you make me smile though so thanks. Also what gives, no requiem love? you definitely haven’t seen that movie. Also if you got a digital comic book copy, that may offer to shed some light as well, it came with the games dc. Another thing, you’re talking about unblooded as in having just cloak, mask, and wrist blades in the beginning, I have everything, so my character is not un-blooded at this point, but he sure was more durable when he was un-blooded, even so by that right then all the noisy antics and non stealth sound should taper off once we get past not having all the tools/weapons. Blooded and up don’t make all that extra sound because they get more experienced with rank and much sneakier. I swear it’s like people just throw the words un-blooded(young inexperienced/FNG=fuckin new guy) and blooded(a bit more experience/no longer FNG) but you do still remember what Hunting Captain, Clan Leader, and Elder are also a thing right? you don’t stay un-blooded forever, and yes while they have the ability and option to hunt on their own they only do so in the movies, because that’s what the fuck makes money for hollywood, yes they come to earth to prove themselves. It doesn’t mean that other storylines aren’t going on in the background, Jesus has the Marvel universe not taught you anything about multiple storylines at the same time? It is entirely possible for Predators to be hunting in other places and with other preds at other times, stop being closed minded.
The bad blood predator worked with the humans to kill the berserker. That’s the only teamwork I even remember I haven’t seen the movie in 10 years
But it doesn’t matter anyway cuz the only time they work together is in that movie (according to u) and in the 1st AVP, in which they’re unblooded, so my point still stands