Prey review

You do realize that those supernatural elements, don’t fucking exist and is showing that the predators have been the inspiration of several culturally relevant myths right?

How the fuck did you miss that? They’re MYTHS inspired by the predators…

MAGIC DOESN’T FUCKING EXIST IN THESE MOVIES

And your supposed be a pred fan?

MOTHERFUCKER THERE IS VOODOO RITUALS IN 2, King Willy straight up uses the spirit world to find out about City

And did they do anything?

No

If I go perform a satanic ritual does that mean the magic is real?

Fuck no

He thinks that’s what he did

Yeah for 20 years and I seem to be doing a better job at understanding the universe than most.

Didn’t have a problem with Isabelle sniping Mr. Black and saving Royce ass. Would have prefered to see her killing a Predator with a sniper than that poor samurai vs Predator fight we got.

Wanna have a girl beating a Predator? Try harder to make it believable.

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Except it was believable because it used everything that was established prior in the movie and the conclusion was only reached by Naru eating shit, growing as a person & learning new skills & piecing together how the creature worked after observing it on multiple occasions.

Which is more than most Final Girls in series like Friday or Nightmare ever have to do, they usually just get off by sheer dumb luck or some Deus Ex.

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That shot should have killed him straight up. It lined up to the lung and heart, all prime for a dead Predator.

It happened, limb loss, massive wounds, blood loss, a headshot that does massive brain damage, it fits the bill. I mean people get dizzy when they get up too quickly if they have a headache for cripes sake, a .50 bullet to the head is 100X that.

She jumped on top of the Predator to stab him, put a rope around it and pulled him down to mud. She does not have the strengh to do that to Predator. Its not believable. She was stabbing and dodging, Feral was struggling on a melee fight vs her.

Naru wasn’t likeable at all, she is just doing dumb shit for most movie, getting herself and others in dangers by being reckless and arrogant, and not listening to people that have more experience than her have to say. And being lucky. She gets lucky so often, that’s how she survives through most of the movie and wins. Its mostly about lucky, main character plot armor, having others die for her when they make mistakes. While she can make mistakes and get away with it, since she is disney princess living on easy mode.

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Like the movie or hate it, I’m just enjoying the forum shit show.

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Gravity, she used her whole body weight to pull him down. And yes, he would struggle in a melee fight after taking a headshot from a bullet, its a thing that MMA fighters do more poorly after too many blows to the head you know?

As if that isn’t every action movie ever. Main character falls from 40 story building and lives? Taking so many bullet wounds that blood loss should kill them but survives anyway? Mag dump but never reloads ammo? Nothing new here.

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lol whats this final girl talk
she wasn’t the final girl she was the protag with her sidekick dog.

The rest of her tribe are filler frat boy fodder, the movie is just her and her brother. They exist to tell her to get back in the kitchen and then they die.

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Dutch gets lucky when Jungle misses & hits his AR instead of him. He gets lucky when he falls down a 60 FOOT WATERFALL and ends up in wet mud which in this universe can hide him from the Predator’s Thermal Vision, something it would not do IRL BTW it would actually make him EASIER to see on Thermal. Then he gets lucky when Jungle crawls past him on the tree & doesn’t notice. Then when Jungle instead of killing him on the log then & there, RETRACTS HIS WRISTBLADES and lets him try & fight him in a boxing match, and then even more lucky when Jungle stands somehow right under the log that will fall on him & put him out of the fight.

If you’re gonna jack off the 1st movie so much pay some attention to the chain of events & think about how much luck was in play in that one compared to the luck that Naru got, and she did get lucky absolutely.

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Oh and miss me with that “magic flower” shit., its a thing but people can’t do 5mins of research:

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Tylenol will now hide you from the Predator

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Lets not even forget he takes a plasma bolt to the shoulder that should have taken his arm off but he is a Fox 80s action prince living on easy mode hahaahahaahaha.

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He also said city was from the spirit world

So unless you want to say the predator doesn’t cloak and actually shifts between reality he’s a hack who believes he’s legit.

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Ah yes, a couple degrees at best is the same as lowering your temp to match the surrounding area. I can’t imagine how badly that would fuck you up. Considering how much just few degrees will send you to the fucking hospital.

The Yautja clearly have some mysticism to them because Billy is able to sense Jungle’s presence very quickly into being in Val Verde with zero indication that anything inhuman is there. Let’s not forget that even though they are a Space Faring Civilisation they have their own Gods & Religion still and even refer to creatures like the Predalien as Heretical.

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