PS5 OWNER!!

what’s up LOSERS? Just got my dad to buy me a shiny new PS5 for my 40th birthday! I promised Id stay in the basement more and drink less of their booze. Anyway, can I play this game on their well or should I call it a PHG career?

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lol

your so poor that you cant buy your own ps5

so, so sad

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The champion has been upgraded

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Dont forget to turn off the frame rate camp champ.

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i dont understtand i thought you always had the ps5 because thats why you are and think you’re champ…didyou not own one and are now just telling us about it?

are you not the JimHarbinger of the 21st Century?

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laughs in ps2 gamer

I can only hope I am as proud of my own son one day…as your dad is of you.

Go get em champ!

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My guess is that he lives with them or he would be in an assisted living facility for the disabled

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Maybe that’s why he’s so idiotic

Enjoy your PS5 old man. I got mine at 14. You have a job and stuff to do all day. I can go on this thing as much as I want. Sucks to be old LOSER.

(Don’t brag online my friend)

Don’t lie. You got homework and chores to do.
Jim is unemployed so all he does is stay home and play games, drink his parents booze, and fuck women he meets on links talking about horny singles in his area.

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Yep, that’s me.

so basically, he has no meaning in life

explains a lot

go get a fuckin job and help the world, chump

the phg chad

Getting a job is overrated. go out there and bust my ass to buy some billionaire another yacht while they’ve priced the middle class out of home ownership? nah I’m good in the basement. I’m actually drunk right now
#GETSOME

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you disgust me.

You should idolize him. He’s a 🐐
He’s done more for the game and this forum than anyone I can think of.

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@Samhain13

Its just a meme