This could have been easily avoided.
He was off to college in a week good kid.
PSA- dont drink and drive.
I was in the back, I didn’t know who was driving because I was passed out Officer. Next thing I know, BAM!! Fire was crying “Dear God!! What have I done??”, Rey was laughing hysterically speaking in tongues and I don’t know who the fuck Benjamin was?? Think he’s Rey’s dealer tbh
Something doesn’t fit here. The vehicle is not damage; neither is anything else in the area. If i didn’t know any better, I’d call this a jungle robbery gone wrong.
REY SAID TO DO IT!!! IT WAS HIS IDEA!!! I said not to do it, but Fire threatened to do unspeakable things to me in his Furry costume…and film it…and dub my voice so it sounded I was in to it… I swear, I had nothing to do with this!!!
So that’s your secret fantasy 😂
Your Honour, in my defence I am completely drunk and Benjamin made me sniff some weird looking shit. Therefore anything I say cannot be taken seriously or as factual, I invoke my right to insanity!!
Anything except for this. Lol. You should give the power of attorney to @Fire just to be safe in the future.
You seem like a smart person… I hereby give the prayer of Tony to @Fire and incase I don’t make it Rey gets to keep my search history…shit, I gotta puke…
passes out face down in the mud puddle

This should be a different PSA. Something like, ‘everybody’s got a price’
I may have run him over but you’re the furry dont pin that on me.
Objection!! Witness intimidation your Honor!! Their client has already admitted guilt, and is trying to deflect the more serious charge of degeneracy upon my client. Sir VENN7eance is an upstanding citizen and a pillar of the community, thorough checks have proven no affiliation to the Furry FuckBoi Mafia headed by Mrs.DoubtfulFire.

Overruled.
You’re a damn furry and everyone knows it.
In your search history is nothing furry this, furry that, hot single furries In your area.
You disgusting degenerate.
See, everyone knows your a filthy liar!! I rest my case.
Sounds like something a furry would say
Is that 2.50$ really worth it?
To spread lies???
You sicken me.
This is special case; i do it for free


