Q: How did Scrooge win the football match?

#1

A: The Ghost of Christmas Passed.

Found this in one of my cripplingly cringey christmas crackers, thought I could ruin someone else’s day with by far the worst joke I have ever read.

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#2

You ruined my day hotdog!

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#3

That’s the idea.

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#4

This makes no sense.
It’s just incoherent babbling.

#5

This will ruin you!

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#7

It’s a joke found inside a christmas cracker. Hev you never read a Christmas Carol? Charles Dickens? Jeeze.

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