Remebering the Bicycle Man!!! and Tricylcle man

#1

That Bicycle man he was a Tricycle man,
he made a hella va stand that miracle man he was The Bicycle man such a Tricycle man…

when we offered to- take -him -home -in -our --------
Electric,vicle man he was backwards man such a Tricycle man, love that bicycle man.

We told him to use that

calcular man, he says he don’t do that man, he was That Bicycle man but was a Tricycle man, the no one cares about calcular man…

Never get into his van that ped, such a tricycle man, he was a backwards man, that bicycle man.at a new york stand he sold hog dogs man, that tricycleman, a beebop man. that fascist man…
…went to Afghanistan to make pancakes man , that bicycle man, that trashcan man.

#2

Goddamnit Mass stop stealing the crackmobile and taking it to France to kidnap people. It’s for product delivery only, not fucking trafficking.

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Do you know how much I’m gonna have to pay off French officials to get the Crackmobile back?

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#3

u fucking tax man!

myou mudder facker

this is why i don’t listen…man. this fuckin trash isn’t working unless you’re 5 years old.

#4

He stole our van now? First our crops, now this, damn junkie.

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#5

Well, on the bright side he does his job exceptionally well. Nobody has tried to break in or rob our business out of pure fear since 3 months after he started with us.

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#6

you call me a tax man? Why I ought to [censored for human sanity]!!!

Right now after income, sales, and property tax the government takes 1/3 of your money by the end of the day. You have to work an entire third of your life longer to be able to retire, and not a single cent of that money the steal is actually improving your life.
You’re effectively spending 1/3 of your working life as a slave for the government at the end of the day. And if you don’t, you go to prison.
So yeah, commit tax evasion, the feds make your life hell, so kindly return the favor for them.
My hatred for taxation, the FBI, CIA, ATF, IRS, DHS, TSA, and the DEA cannot be understated.

To any feds reading this, fuck you and

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#7

Well yeah, he’s already robbing it himself

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#8

You fucking tax fed

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#9

I think we just need to create a solid 2-shell perimeter. Have him contained in a ring around the site so anyone has to go through him to get to the site.

His effectiveness is unmatched, I mean I’m a medical professional and I didn’t know that there was that much blood in the human body. Had to scrub that area for 3 days before the smell went away.

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#11

Genius, now the fun part, catching him

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#12

HE’s getting away!

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#13

No you’re not
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#14

You got em!

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#15

Dammn he’s back on his feet

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#16

@Ahab hit him again!!!

I’ll get the titanium wire net.

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#17

Down you son of a bitch
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#18

The titanium won’t hold him for long, I’ve got the spacetime net!
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#19

hes beyong sciennce!

#20

HERE HE COMES AGAIN!