RETURN OF THE KING

#1

Anyone else here love LOTR??!!! When it comes to this game I’m the KING OF GONDOR. This evening I plan on restoring my claim to the THRONE as your CHAMPION. Why isn’t there a LOTR style game in the style of PHG??!!! #GETSOME

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#2

LITTLE ROCKET LAB!

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#3

And I’m Gandalf! YOU SHALL NOT PASS brother!! lol

Also also, that hot piece of Elven ass is mine okay! Fight me!

#4

lets build a factory!

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#5

What’s?!!¡!!!

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#6

#7

You don’t have the GUTS!!!

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#8

Looks lame

#9

theres a doggie in it too!

#10

I read high art such as Tolkien and and you annoy me with this crap???!!!

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#12

Ignore her! She’s been living on Mars and the low oxygen has sent her a bit loopy! Play along, it’ll make sense eventually…

#13

No wonder I defeat you

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#14

Go back to your hole. You and your Tolkien. Next thing you know you’ll be spitting “THOST” and “SHANT” and “Thou art thy…” or “PERCHANCE”.

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#15

Says the Legend who backed out TWICE when I appeared on Fireteam! I’ll never forget this sleight on my Honour!! You, you were supposed to be the chosen one!! The Prophecy said you would bring balance to the Force and destroy the Shit! Not become it!!

Your lies are like farts in the wind, and twice as stinky.

Jogeth Oneth Boteth!!

#16

Here we go again. Mass, stop teasing the eldery and the mentally impaired! Just smile, say “Yes Legend, of course Legend… Get some! Now get lost!” To entertain the madness is to embrace the madness, you of all people should know this…

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#18

Oh Lord, see what you started ‘Legend’!! Now we have to deal with Ms. Damon here complaining that Musk tricked her into setting up shop on Mars. We will never hear (yes, typo! shut it) the fucking end of this, some Legend you turned out to be.

Fuck off back to Gondor, and keep that sexy Elf away from my sight unless you never want to see her again.

#19

you type fast

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#20

Once wrote in elvish script for an english paper, just so I didn’t have to think too hard about the actual assignment, and to troll the teacher. Are you any good as ft? I’m a pred main and always like a challenge.